"I want boots." Biden turned to his lover, placing the whisk down beside the bowl.
"Then get some, bossy asshole." He crabbed, continuing to mix the creamy batter. Pouting, Trump leaned on the sink, laying his eyes down over the unwashed plates."Buy it for me," He demanded, licking his finger now dipped in sour cream, which tasted slightly less sour than his daddy Biden's juicy armpits. "Please?"
Biden poured a cup of milk in the mixture-it was their 34th ever anniversary- though Trump assumed it was just some pancakes celebrating in honor of his. "Stop licking your stubby ass cheeto fingers and get me the sprinkles." Biden grumped. The obese orange reached for the bag of sprinkles set onto the top cabinet, almost tripping, and gave it to him.
"Why so angwy, dwaddy?" He said, with his so-called "puppy eyes" that instead looked like his asshole, just stuck together.
"Shut up," he shoved the credit card to his face. If the fan was any stronger, Trump would've fell.
"Fuckin fatty" He continued stirring. There was a pause, then an embrace. The baloney had wrapped his hands on the waist of the 50 year old. He sighed, "Aren't you gonna buy some boots?" Trump kissed his neck, "I was, but comforting my love is much more important."
Biden sighed, he wanted to apologize, but his pride and gray ass hair, nothing came out.Minutes passed and he finally decided to speak, "Hey babe?" "Yeah?"
"I've been meaning to talk to you about something,"He turned to him.
"You know how we've been together for like, 2 weeks?" He said hesitantly.
"Mhm.." Trump kissed his neck once more. Gripping the box from his pocket, Biden turned around and got on his knee.Trump stepped back, supporting his phat ass on the edge of the sink, tears blurring his eyes.
The small box was presented on front of him. "Trump, my bootylicious love;"
"Y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-yes"
"Will you..."
"marry...."
"m-
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m-
m-
m-
m-
m-"
"SPIT IT OUT ALREADY"
Joe cleared his throat. "Me?"
"y-y-yes!!!!"
Trump was jumping up and down so hard, it caused an earthquake. Then they kiss, lived happily ever after blah blah blah ok bye
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trump x biden love story so hot and sexy
Humorstep trump what are you doing? dedicated to a friend.🤩