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The Fake Date⭕️💵 Pt.1

⚠️TW⚠️ HARASSMENT

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Kurapika's POV

"Leave me alone for the last time, I don't like you. I have a boyfriend". This stupid prick won't leave me alone, and fuck were in the middle of the hallway!

"I know..that's because it's me!" I didn't have a boyfriend, but hell I had to say I did, because he won't leave me alone. I move away from the vending machine and start walking away from him.

"Kurapika, hey wait for me!" I don't even know the guy, he just won't stop obsessing. "Let me buy you lunch". "I've already eaten". "Really? It's not even 12 yet" Yet here you are following me around at what? 11:30.

"Yeah I'm kinda impatient" I walk into my class. How long do I have to put up with this?

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Leorio's POV

"Hey lady, please stop asking me to date you. I already told you I'm gay, do I have to spell it out" I've never seen a woman so persistent. "Yeah, but you just haven't found the right woman!" Oh my gosh, I've told her nicely and rudely she just won't give it up!

"Okay, one that's really rude and disrespectful. Two if you don't stop I will report you to the head of the school for harassment" hopefully this'll get her to stop trailing me. "Yeah yeah, like they'd believe you for anything. A man over a woman's words" What the actual fuck.

"Okay fine I have a boyfriend, is that what you wanted to hear? It'll never happen" Good thinking me. A made up boyfriend. "I don't believe you, but even if that's true I'd always be better" Holy fuck. I even had the same classes with her, I couldn't even get away from her in school nor off campus.

Whatever, I'll just put up with it.

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Kurapika's POV

The class president said this was a meeting. I glance over to him, glaring. Here I am sitting across from that rude stalker guy at a local restaurant.

"Hey I'm sorry Melody, but I'm gonna head out now" I go to stand up, but a hand grabs mine. "Please stay, we don't get to see each other that often outside of school" I look back to that guy, but sit back down.

"Okay, but only for you..how much longer will we be here?" He did make me a little nervous, well he was larger than I was. "Give it 25 minutes please, I'm sorry. I'll walk you home!" I sigh and give her a little smile.

"Haha I've caught you red-handed Kurapika trying to leave". I just roll my eyes and move on. "C'mon don't be like that" he tried smiling, but if someone has an ugly personality to me it makes everything about them ugly.

I call over a waiter and ordered a strawberry margarita. Sipping on the drink, the music that was playing changed and another song starts playing. I look up and find that the guy across from me is gone. "And I,I will aaaaalways love yyyou!" I snap my head towards the direction of the horrid singing.

It's him with.. a cake? Walking towards me. Oh please tell me this is just a dream. He kneels in front of me. "I know you want me too" I can't help but be disgusted. "I'm officially asking you out. What do you say?".

"I-I'm sorry but-". "Hey don't keep me waiting" he starts leaning towards me. I've had it. "I'm done with you!" I pick up my drink and splash it on his face.

"Hey what'd you do that for! What I do to you?" He stands up and starts yelling. I feel so bad for the owners of this restaurant. "Don't be so selfish. Can't you see you're making me uncomfortable".

"Selfish? You're the one trying to make me jealous with your nonexistent boyfriend". "That's not true!". "If you do, I'll apologize for my behavior". "Ugh-that's besides the point. I'm saying I'm not-".