Firestar: Tigerstar's defeated....finally, some peace......and I'm still alive...
(Suddenly stars appear)
Redtail: Welcome to StarClan....bye, sorry, too busy to chat....I must beat Lionheart in this epic game of.... NO!!!!! YOU TOOK MY QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lionheart(evil laugh): Your turn!
Redtail: Haha! Got your rook! And..
(Lionheart moves a piece on the board)
Lionheart: Checkmate, stupid!
Redtail: How do you always win?!?!?!?!?!?!
Firestar: What in the name of StarClan are they doing...
Brambleclaw: Hi! I ordered nine lives and a new name....who's gonna give it to me?
Lionheart: You already? I was just in the middle of beating Redtail at chess.....
Brambleclaw: I also ordered a spinach sandwich from Feathertail's restaurant...
Redtail: EW!!!! No one likes spinach....
Lionheart: Ooooohhhhhh.....you're cheating on Squirrelflight....
Brambleclaw: So what, every cat knows she's annoying.....who would want to be her mate?
Firestar: Wait, I only understand part of what you're saying......but I think.....you're in love with Feathertail?
(All the other cats ignore him)
Lionheart: Then why did you make her deputy?
Brambleclaw: She paid me 500,000 mice to forgive her and appoint her as deputy....
Firestar: Where's any cat going to get that much fresh-kill from...
Cloudtail: Lalalalalalalalala....
Firestar: What are you doing here?
Cloudtail: Doing the cookie dance and stealing everyone's candy.
(Starts doing a ridiculous dance.)
Cloudtail: Cookie on the tree...
(Placing each paw up slowly, tossing his head back and forth through the air)
Cloudtail: Jump for da cookie, land on da branch. Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine! Mi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-ine!
Cloudtail: Cookie fall down, land on da ground. I wanna eat it! I gonna eat it! La! La! La! La!
(Cloudtail stares at imaginary cookie on the ground)
Cloudtail:Backflip for da cookie!
(Does a backflip out of the tree and lands hard on his side on the ground)
Firestar: Cloudtail just fell out of a tree.....
Lionheart(sarcastically): Congrats! Can't you see we're in the middle of an important board game?
Firestar: ...
(Wakes up)
Firestar: Thank StarClan, it was just a weird daydream....
(Lightning strikes the tree. Smoke fills his nostrils, the world spins, and everything finally goes black)
(Firestar opens his eyes, for real this time, in....)
Firestar: StarClan?
Bluestar: Hi, Firestar! Welcome to StarClan...
Firestar: Are you playing chess?
Bluestar: Chess?
Firestar: Yeah....
Firestar(quietly to himself): It was just a weird daydream...
Bluestar: No, in fact, I'm playing checkers!
Firestar: Uh........
(Passes out)
