"I'm horny," I thought to myself. "Let's go on discord and text poopy Ameer," I thought. So I went on discord and texted smelly Ameer. We called and I said: "Ameer can I pls have smelly asshole pics plsplspls," I said. "Ok," Ameer said. He sent me the pics and I did some hacker stuff to find his IP, I prepare to fly to his house and I go to the airport. Once I arrive I go to my plane but there are engine problems so I let out a huge fart and the plane flies off halfway across the world to Jordan. Once I arrived in Jordan I went to ameer's house and knocked on the door. Ameer opened and said: "Hi who are you?" "I'm Zking you smelly cat," I said. "How the fuck did you find my hous-" I tackle him and dragged him to his bed. I take off his clothes and before he could scream I thrusted so hard into his asshole. He moaned so loud my internal organs almost exploded. I got hungry so I ate part of his smelly asshole and said "It smells so bad." I grabbed deodorant off his desk and sprayed his butthole with it. Then I smelled it, and suddenly a giant stream of diarrhea burst out onto my face, It was like a pressure washer on the strongest mode. I screamed so loud the lamp above Ameer's head shattered into almost as many pieces as pieces of diarrhea came out of his asshole. I opened my mouth since I was thirsty and the remaining diarrhea came out. I then licked all the rest off his asshole and the floor. Then I thrusted into him again. This time no diarrhea came out, somehow pee got out of his asshole though. I kept thrusting into him until I was done being horny. Then Ameers IRL boyfriend came in and I quickly jumped out the window before he could see me.