It was a Wednesday night, and, per usual, I was bored. After running around my house for thirty minutes singing Uma Thurman pants-less, I heard a knock on the door, and ran to answer it. "Hi!" I basically shouted, excited to see it was Mark.
"Wanna play some Sma-" I stopped talking when I saw Mark was blushing, and looked at him in confusion.
He looked me up and down slowly, and then stopped to look at my pants. At least, where they should of been. "Uhh..." Mark began, but I cut him off.
"Oh shit! S-sorry Mark, uhh, gimmie a minute!" I said, and ran to go put some pants on.
When I returned, this time fully clothed, Mark had already let himself into the house and was siting on my couch. "I believed there was a mention of Smash Bros?" Mark said, smiling.
I smiled back and nodded, moving to turn on the T.V.
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"Oh fuck you Mark! You know Zero Suit Samus is OP! I don't care that she's hot okay, stop playing as her!" I exclaimed, practically fuming at the fact that Mark had beaten me about twenty times.
I turned to look at Mark expecting his normal victory smirk but his smirk of earlier was gone and replaced with a sweet smile and dilated pupils. "((Y/N)), have I ever told you how beautiful you are?" I felt myself blushing, and Mark's smile widened.
He cupped my face in his hands and moved closer to me. His face was only inches from mine when he whispered "The lemon is a small evergreen tree native to Asia. The tree's ellipsoidal yellow fruit is used for culinary and non-culinary purposes throughout the world, primarily for its juice, though the pulp and rind are also used in cooking and baking. The juice of the lemon is about 5% to 6% citric acid, which gives lemons a sour taste. The distinctive sour taste of lemon juice makes it a key ingredient in drinks and foods such as lemonade and lemon meringue pie." He moved back from me, and in a child-like tone, said "Wanna play Smash? I promise I won't use Samus again!"
I grinned and replied "Oh it's so on." We both grabbed our controllers and started a new round.
I DUN DIDLY DID DUH PRANK!!!!!! Did I get you? Don't worry, I will actually write a smut second chapter to 'Shut up nurse!' I'm just working on it (Edit: LOL I left wattpad for like 4 months but this is still a maybe as I have no idea how to write or do the sex), and through serious writing, I got bored and this happened. Don't worry, I never use the term lemon for a fanfiction, so if you see one titled 'Lemon', it's most definitely a bad joke. Thanks for reading! Buh-Bye!
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Also I edited this and made real paragraphs so hopefully it's okay now?? I am still a trash writer don't hate me I'm learning <3
