The Old Man who Escaped the Retirement Facility.

The Old Man who Escaped the Retirement Facility.

By I_Hate_My_Wife 

All rights reserved 2021.

T.W: Blood, Gore, Graphic Violence, Public Execution, Content that may offend, Dogs eating alive humans, humans being eaten alive, being run over by a golf cart, vomiting.

There was once an old man named The Old Man who lived in a retirement facility called Mount Massive Asylum. The Old Man liked living in the retirement facility because it had a nice blanket that he stole from the common room for his room. One day when he was bored, he decided to get another blanket that felt the same but had a fresh design. But the elderly people weren't allowed to leave the retirement facility because the evil head nurse Sandra White wants to trap them. The Old Man waited then went into Sandra White office. He said "Hello" and Sandra said "Hello!"

The old man walked to the Air Conditioning control and turned up to 90 degrees Celsius to make Sandra White hot. The old man then left her office and hid in a bucket at the back staff door for Sandra White to get her perfume "Old Women Sweat" by Ellen since she would get sweaty and stink from the temperature. Sandra White walked down the hall and the old man saw her. She was dripping with sweat and her shirt was soaked. She opened the door with her key card before the door closed and locked. The Old Man snuck outside behind her. The old man hid in the bushes until she went back inside. When she left, he shouted with glee that he had finally escaped Mount Massive Asylum. He then ran to the store to get the new blanket.

At Mount Massive Asylum Sandra White was getting ready for the lunch roll call to see if anyone died during the night. She called out for Beatrice Merry-Weather White "Is Beat-rice here today?" There wasn't an answer she sent workers to retrieve her dead body from her room and brought it back to the main hall. "This is Beat-rice body" a old women said "It's pronounced Beatrice not beat-rice." nicely. Sandra yelled "Guards send this old women into the Jail cell for a week and no food or medication for her either!" "Okay lets send Beat-rice body to the kitchen for tonight's stew. Anyways is the old man here?" There was no response. "Holy crackers, he must've escaped!!!!!!!! Find him and make him pay! Evelyn GET MY GOLF CART!"

At the store the old man was stumbling along since he couldn't work in a straight line, he knocked over products left and right. He walked past the pickle jars and said to himself "Yummy a nice juicy big dill." He walked away and accidently pushed over the glass pickle jar it fell on a little girl on the other side of the pickle stand it shattered and the glass sliced her body with all the cuts over her body the little girl screamed in pain while she bleed out onto the floor. The Old Man started to laugh and took a photo of the dead girl on the ground with his phone and posted it to FaceBook. He continued his journey to the bedding section of the store.

He made his way to the Bedding Section and found himself a blanket that felt the same soft and furry and had a photo of Sheldon from the big bang theory saying "Bazinga." The Old Man laughed as he likes watching the Big Bang Theory because of Penny as The Old Man liked staring at Penny. The Old Man checked out and scanned Sandra White's Mastercard which he stole a couple of weeks ago. Sandra White was in her golf cart on the middle of a busy road with cars behind her tooting their horn. Sandra White then got a notification on her phone it said that there was a $5680 charge on her Mastercard for Mitre 10 for a Gucci Soft Sheldon Cooper Swag Blanket x Lois Valtang. Sandra White started driving to the Mitre 10 hoping to catch The Old Man.

The Old Man then brought a banana from the a hipster market and walked outside. He gave the banana to a little boy who was with his mother and said, "You sell this and buy yourself a nice spaceship," Sandra White saw him in the golf cart and yelled "OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDD MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!". Sandra slammed her foot on the accelerating pedal and at lighting fast 15 kmph Sandra White ran over The Old man with the golf cart. The blood from The Old Man's body sprayed all over the glass wind shield making it hard to see. Sandra White hit the window wiper pedal and the rubber arms wiped the gooey red mess off. She came to a stop and then looked behind her and saw The Old Man on the ground with a blood pool around his body. The little boy stood still in shock with blood all over him and he started to scream. Sandra White adjusted the rear-view mirror, she saw the old man struggling a bit and grabbing hold to what little life he had left in his body. With a smile on her face, Sandra White then put the cart in reverse and slammed her foot on acceleration pedal with an evil laugh. The kart going at a lighting fast 15kmph as she hit The Old Man again and again. As she ran him over, she heard a crunch from The Old Man's skull as it gets shattered under the golf carts tires. A tidal wave of blood that gushes onto the little boy and his mother. The mother vomits and then faints in her pool of vomit from the sight of the blood. Sandra White picks up what's left of The Old Man's corpse and puts him on the back seat of the golf cart. The Old Man's blood smeared over her body and stained her head nurse shirt. She got in the kart and started to drive off with the tires spitting red blood on the mother's unconscious body.

When Sandra White arrives at retirement home she gathered everyone into the main hall. The Old Mans body was on the table. She shouted "ATTENTION! The Old Man didn't follow his orders, and this is what came. You must never leave, you must never ask for anything! Or this will be you. Evelyn bring in the guard dogs!" Sandra White's assistant Evelyn brought in the guard dogs, they were barking hungry for The Old Man's body Sandra White yelled with glee "RELASE THE DOGS!" The dogs ran to The Old Man's body ripping out is intestines and devouring them with blood spewing everywhere. Edna aged 98 is a resident who was had a front seat watching The Old Man getting eaten she started to slowly leave on her walker. Sandra saw this and shouted, "STOP EDNA!" One of the members of Sandra White's personal army tackled her on the ground and put her in a head lock and sprayed pepper spray into her eyes and finally handcuffed her "PUT HER IN JAIL for 40 DAYS AND DELETE HER YAHOO ANSWERS ACCOUNT." Shouted Sandra. Edna was crying and screaming in pain as members of Sandra White's personal army dragged her away. Sandra White shouted "STOP! Bring her to me." The guards brought Edna to Sandra White she held up Sandra on the stage tightly. "Seems like the dogs have almost eaten The Old Man they still seem hungry what do you think Edna." "I think they're find" said Edna all choked up. "I disagree" said Sandra White. Sandra White then pushed Edna off the stage and onto the old man. The dogs started eating her alive she was screaming as her intestines in her body were being ripped out by the dogs. The screaming suddenly ceased after a dog pulled out her heart. There laid The Old Man's corpse eaten to the bone and Edna's lifeless corpse being devouring over her body. Sandra White said "All right residence's of Mount Massive Asylum it's 5pm so that means it's time for the chase! Everyone makes your way to the viewing room! Also, Evelyn don't clean this up we need people to see and get the message."

The moral of the story is always follow the rules.

The End