X: Hey, what do you want to eat?
MV: The souls of the innocent...
Vortex: A bagel.
MV: What?!? No...
Vortex: Two Bagels?
MV: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Scrap Joe: donuts are better...
Vortex: how dare you!
X: That's debatable...
MV: *dying inside*
MV: How about I have all of you for lunch?!
X: I'd like to see you try.
Vortex: I'm spicy teriyaki!
Scrap Joe: did- did you morph into teriyaki?
Vortex: yes, now prepare for your taste buds to die!
Scrap Joe: I- don't have any.
Vortex: I was talking to my Mom imbecile!
MV: I can cripple this entire dimension if I wanted to, boy!
Surge: All of you are more bark than bite!
X: shut up, squid!
Vortex: how about I bite your face off?!
Surge: I have several tentacles with mouths!
Vortex: That's cute.
McDonalds employee: uhhh, that will be $23..... sir?
X: Shut up, we are having a civilized conversation here!
McDonalds employee: ok.... that's cool... *closes window*
X: Dang it, that's the second time they shut us out!
MV: It's because you always fight with everyone in the car!
Beastly Croc on the phone: hey guys, you're taking forever to bring my happy meal...
Everyone in the car: 0-0
Vortex: OPEN THE WIDOW!!!
McDonalds employee: Sorry, we close at 6:00...
X: It's 5:59.
McDonalds: Sorry, customer convience isn't our mood...Moro...Moto *dies of stroke*
Everyone: *grabs food through window*
Vortex: Well, we survived another side quest for Beastly...
CokeMan on the phone: hey, you guys got my Taco Bell yet?
Vortex: Ah shoot, here we go again...
The End
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Vortex's Improvised Adventures
AventureVortex and his friends (plus his mother) go on some Cliché yet otherworldly adventures. By the way, not all the art is mine. The 2D art is mine, while the 3D art is my friends
