'hi cherry' harry said sarcastically whilst jumping on me in bed
'kill yourself' i shouted at him cause he was fat asf
anyways we got straight to it cause we were both horny little bastards so basically harry had a massive shlong and my coochie was really tight so it hurt a bit then he told me i felt like warm apple pie which made me moan 'yes big daddy park this truck in this tiny space' and he gave me this disgusted look then kept thrusting like thumper from bambi.
Harry pulled his boonana out of my creme de la meow meow and i gave him sloppy toppy 3000 cause he told me that if i didn't then he would chop his dick off and stuff it with rocks then chuck it at me. so i did for my own safety obviously and he whipped up a huge creampie and it kind of tasted like shit but i swallowed it anyways then threw it all up along with my mums spaghetti from last night which he said smelt like crusty dusty toes so i told my mum and it really upset her so she punched him in the face and he died so we stuffed his body and now he's in the national museum in london.
