Oh no, he's hot, (a squidward x reader romance story)

Paparazzi

You and squidward run straight to the door and it's the paparazzi!!! "F*ck off!!" Squidward says to the army of people holding cameras and taking pictures everyone is shocked about what he said!! 

Squidwards pov

I don't even care about what people think! Cause all I need to make me happy is y/n!!

A few weeks later

Your POV 

What squidward said is all over the news!! And people are going crazy over it but I don't understand why people are so pissed about it!!

And he found out I  ran away from home and he said I could live with him if I wanted to, and I just couldn't say no, he's been my crush ever since i saw him and what happened between us was unforgettable!! So I said yes 

Later that night

Squidward walks into the room with you laying on the bed, both of you are really horny and you start making out with him and start undressing eachother and squidward starts fucking the hell out of you "OUHHH YESSS SQUIDDY MMM PUT YOUR TENICLES IN ME MMMMMMM"you moan

Squidward starts kissing and licking your neck as you feel a shiver goes down your spine

2 hours later 

You and squidward Start finishing up and you go to take a shower while squidward gets ready to go to sleep