The Few of Us- The Seton Files

Look at dat Donkey

The man was about to say something to you when the ambulance arrives at the lodge. You expect a human to come out if the ambulance. But out comes a cow.
You are puzzled at why a cow came out of the ambulance.
You: What the... Your a cow!
The cow says 'And...'
You exclame 'Cows are animals, cows don't drive, humans drive'
The Cow seems angry.
The man says to the Cow 'Remember the alien? This chap came from the same place'
'Wait, so your saying this rude child is from another planet?' the Cow said.
'No, I'm from Earth, same planet, different reality' You say 'This must be a reality where where animals are just as sentient as humans'
You notice the Cow is right next to you.
'Maybe' the Cow said.
The Cow looks at your wound.
'Ah... this is not so bad. All we need to do is stich up the cut and you'll be all good'.
The Cow grabs out a needle and thread and walks over to you.
You shake your head. 'No... Wait, That's not professional enough. Thats not prof.'
You black out due to the pain. You soon wake up in hospital.
'I enrolled you into the local school' says a voice.
You turn your head towards the voice. You see the man.
'But why... I'm not even from this version of earth'
The man says to you 'It wouldn't hurt to learn about this world'
You ponder for a second then say 'What school?'
'Seton Academy'.

The Man drops you off at the front gate of school. You look at the school.
The school had a light purple roof. There were 4 floors. You could see a crowd of people and animals walking in, talking to each other. You walk down the path to the school. You don't have a uniform but you have your bag on your back. You see that the human females aren't even human. They look like a mix of human and animal. You enter the school and start looking for the principal's office. You locate it and enter, coming face to face with a red crab looking creature.
'Ah, (Y/n), I've been waiting for you'
You: Yeah, hello, uh... What do I do?'
The principal said 'Well (Y/n), we got to get you a uniform. Then I'll give you your timetable, then your off'
'Ah, ok, where do I get my uniform from?' You ask.
'The room to the left of the this room has uniforms, you can borrow one for a term, then you pay' answered the principal. 'uh, I may as well give you your timetable now'
The principal pointed at a piece of paper on the desk. You grabbed it. It was your timetable.

M.            T.             W.               T.             F

English.   Science.  Form.        Math.      Survival.

Math.       English.  Art.            History.  Math.

Lunch.     Lunch.    Lunch.      Lunch.    Lunch.

History.   Math.      English.     Sport.     History.

Biology.   History.   Language. English.

You thank the principal and walk outside the office. You walk straight into a girl. She has black and white hair(with pointy black and white ears protruding from the top of her head). She was wearing a uniform (of course) with white socks with black stripes.
She yelled and turned to face you angrily.
'How dare you push into I, Chroe, for I am royalty. I am an elegant mare, I am a zebra' she said.
You responded 'Why the hell are you telling me this, I don't need to know what the hell you are'
You turned and walked towards the room with the uniforms, as Chroe screamed 'HEY, DON'T YOU DARE WALK AWAY FROM ME!'.

You walk into the uniform room and grab a uniform and start to get changed. Just as you started, Chroe busted down the door. You yelled at her to get the hell away. She put the door back in place. Once you were done getting charged you walked out of the room.
You started to walk towards your first class when you heard the sound of a whip snap and hit your back. You were in so much pain you were paralyzed for a moment.
'i hope that teaches a lesson. Do not mess with us mares'
You get up to face her.
Mares?....
You remember as a kid back in your universe as a kid you went on a safari tour in Botswana you were passing some zebras and the tour guide told you that zebras were not mares, but that they were closely related to donkeys.
You point to Chroe and say 'Aw. Look at dat donkey'. You said it like the 'look at that monkey meme from your reality.
Chroe turned red and said 'Im not related to that filth'
You start to explain to her that Zebras are more closely related to Donkeys than Horses.
'LIES LIES LIES' She shouts.
'Show me your tail' You blankly say.
'NO I WON'T' Chroe yells.
'If you don't then I'll tell everyone that you are actually a donkey'.
She grabs her tail. The horses behind her gasp.
Instead of having a tail like a horse, she had a tail like a donkey.
Chroe ran away screaming.
You continued to your next class.

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