Months ago: the day Chan and Aisha met for the first time
HaloBishes: hi hi hubby :)
DoNotTextMe: oh hi
DoNotTextMe: I have a question
HaloBishes: if you wanna know how I am so fab, then I'm afraid you'll have to wait for a few minutes
HaloBishes: bec I'll be typing some long ass paragraphs
DoNotTextMe: AHAHAHAHAHAHA
DoNotTextMe: no
DoNotTextMe: I've better things to ask
HaloBishes: ah, yes, another day, another shot to my ego
DoNotTextMe: no but why do we talk on this goddamn app when we know who we are and can exchange numbers?
HaloBishes: oh riii
HaloBishes: here's my number: 112-i-like-you
DoNotTextMe: that was cheesy but oddly nice
HaloBishes: GASP-
HaloBishes: am I melting Lee Minho's heart? O-O
DoNotTextMe: this app is too glitchy
DoNotTextMe: I didn't type the second half of that sentence
HaloBishes: if it's that glitchy, then take my number and slide into my dms babe
DoNotTextMe: ayo are we dating or smth?
HaloBishes: I sometimes think so too-
Pretending to be calm and cool as ever, Minho blinked and tried to type. But his hands shook a bit, and his heart pounded against his chest. What the actual heck was going on?
He was as clueless as ever in this field, but having watched too many K-dramas with Hyunjin (and having seen him cry over the actors), he was unsure whether he should take that step or not.
But knowing no other way to express himself, he typed it out.
DoNotTextMe: then should we date or what?
HaloBishes: oh man gimme a minute I need tO SCREAM-
Minho chuckled at his phone, and it was a novelty to him; the feeling was strange but satisfying.
HaloBishes: okay so
HaloBishes: what do you expect me to say? Yes?
HaloBishes: oH SIR! BLIMEY!
HaloBishes: BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT
HaloBishes: Y E S PLEASE
He blushed.
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She blushed.
Although Yiren wasn't someone to shy away from these things, she felt warm inside when she finally got a taste of this world. She liked this.
She liked him. A lot.
DoNotTextMe: glad to see you on the same page as me
HaloBishes: indeed, comrade
DoNotTextMe: what now?
HaloBishes: UM??? NUMBERS???
She texted him her number, and not a minute later, a message popped up in her messanger:
(Unknown number):
Yiren
Me:
Minho
Changed the contact name to 'Husband'!
Husband:
Okay so
What is this dating thingy and how do you do it?
Me:
I thought you would know???
Bec I don't tbh lmao
Husband:
We sound like boomers
Me:
If boomers didn't know how to date, it would be us
Husband:
That's exactly what I just said
Me:
OMG IMAGINE
If we were dating in the 60s
I would be inviting you to my tea parties and we would be having a conversation about politics and cloth fabrics
Husband:
We'd probably have such conversations when we turn 70 and our kids would have all gotten married
Yiren started coughing violently.
Me:
OUR KIDS?!?!?!?
Husband:
......
Oh god-
Me:
MINHO WHAT
Husband:
But like
We're practically married, aren't we?
Me:
Yes
And I hope you're blushing bec I sure am
Husband:
Nah I don't blush
Me:
You just gave it away
Husband:
Shit
Me:
But yeah-
We're married-
Husband:
So Soonie, Doongie, and Dori are our kids
Me:
OMGGGG :3
OUR CHILDREN AHHHHH
I WANNA MEET THEM SOMEDAY :((
Husband:
If all goes well, we'd meet someday too
Me:
"If all goes well"???
Husband:
Okay so here's a secret
Chan found someone on that glitchy app and today's their first date
Me:
OH MY- WHAT
IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM!!
Husband:
Yeah lmao
We'll be there someday dw
Me:
SJSMHSSJSYSJSAHSJGSSJSUSJUS
(a/n: THE SHIP IS SAILING AHHHHSHSGHSSHKSHSJSYAU-
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