MAD MAN DAN

The man named Dan drove into the forest, The hot summer sun beating on his face, the wind coming through windows like a warm summer breeze. As he drove into the parking spot he could hear the birds singing, the parents chatting and the children playing in the park, very deep in the woods.

He got out of his car landing in mud, this was no issue for him as he was in welly's and was already covered in dry mud and what looked like red berries. He had a short sleeved top and jeans, both items torn with a few holes and once again red food down him. He would have put shorts on but Dan knew better when in the woods with brambles.

Dan got a bucket and a few bags from his car boot, he saw the bag and laughed to himself and headed down the forest path.

Feeling the warm summer breeze and the squish of mud under his feet, it had clearly been raining the night before, due to the mud. So starting a fire in these conditions will be tricky, he thought. Luckily he was taught well.

He arrived at a nice little quiet place away from the kids but close to the car in case of an emergency.

He walked and looked around, saw a good place to build a fire and made it home for the next few hours.

He started gathering the stuff for a fire, small, medium and large carrying all of it back to his little base.

Fast forward a while and now we find Dan building the fire, placing the wood he just found and hey presto out came a good looking fire. But before the fire could begin he had to set alight to the wood, he lit it with ease, like he had done this a million times.

He then got up and placed a bucket on the floor next to the fire, he sat there growing the fire.

Fast forward 5 hours, it is now 8 pm. The kids are gone, the mum n dads chattering have driven away but dan still stays sat on his bucket, when he remembers what he came here to do. After the long walk back to his car he got something in a bag out of the boot.

two men walking past looked puzzled by this. But stayed cool and decided to follow him as the bag looked oddly suspicious.

Dan dragged the bag through the now dry mud and over roots. Under the branches and through the forest, until he got to his little campus

The two men following were in full stalker and commando clothes like they were expecting this.

Dan untied one knot and then the other, and revealed the most disgusting thing ever.

A dead body is what was uncovered, as Dan is a serial killer.

One of the men screamed and Dan looked quickly up in the direction. The two men stepped out saying "WE ARE THE POLICE HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM" with this. Dan threw a knife at the other policemen and the policeman with the gun was looking at his friend. He didn't see the pouncing man at the tip of his nose. Dan bit the nose off with one clean bite and blood all over Dan's smiling mouth, "ThIS IS WheRE ThE FUnnnn ISSS" Dan said in a creepy hiss.

Now the policeman was pissed. bleeding everywhere the two men were bleeding on the floor until Dan got them and tossed them onto the fire while he watched their skin caramelize into a wax. No one was around as it was late and in the middle of nowhere.

Blood all over Dan and 3 bodies to now burn and bones to bury, dan got all that done and returned to his job the next day as a bowling manager. without anyone knowing