Hetalia & Homestuck: When Worlds Collide

Chapter Four

All twenty-five of them sat at the conference table.

"So... What do you have to eat..." Karkat said, staring down at the dish infront of him.

"PIZZAAAA~!!!" Felici said throwing his hands in the air.

Once again, Karkat give him the 'WTF' look. He looked at the others who were curious as well.

Gamzee looked up from the pizza slice and at Felici. "Do you have any Faygo?"

"Umm, I don't, but I know someone who does..." Felici responded.

"Well who is this motherfucker?" Gamzee said, curiously and thirsty for some Faygo.

"Well Alfed carries Faygo everywhere he goes so he has some." Felici said.

"What? NO I DON'T! DON'T TELL HIM THAT!!" Alfred said, protective of his soft drink.

Gamzee turned to Alfred "Give. Me. The. Mother. Fucking. Faygo."

"NEVER!!" Alfred said, getting out of his seat and making a run for it.

"This is going to be intresting." Lovino said smirking.

"Yup..." Karkat agreed.

Alfred ran around the conference room while Gamzee was on his tail.

"NOOOOOOOOOO!" Alfred screamed as Gamzee gained on him.

"Does this happen often?" Lovino asked Karkat.

"You'd be surprised." Karkat said back.

"HOW CAN YOU HAVE THAT MUCH ENERGY WHEN ALL YOU EAT IS HAMBURGERS!?" Aurther said.

But aparently it wasn't enough energy to outrun a Faygo-thirsty troll. Gamzee soon caught up and tackled him to the ground, taking the Faygo easily out of his hands. "I'll take that." He said, going back to his seat.

"Do you really like Faygo? What does it taste like?" Erika said looking up at Gamzee.

"Motherfucking miracles." Gamzee said, opening the bottle.

"Oh..... Thats nice. Do you have a secret stash? I have a secret stash of chocolate under my bed. But don't tell my bruder." Erika said looking at Basch.

"Wait, what?" Basch said.

"Nothing!"