Vortex's Improvised Adventures

Cave Catastrophe

*X breaks down door*

X: GUYS! I GOT US TICKETS TO GO CAV--

MV: NO!!!

X: ...What?

MV: Last time we went somewhere, we were in a blizzard and chaos! Vortex destroyed the whole cabin while we were gone!

Vortex: Well, actually it wasn't just me--

MV: Silence child, I'm trying to prove a point.

X: Look, this isn't like one of those crappy fart tunnels they call tourists attractions. We can go a couple miles under the earth and keep any treasure we find.

Surge: Now that's a trip worth going on.

Scrap Joe: Spending money to get money, yes!

MV: This better not be like last time.

X: I promise, this will make up for that tragedy.

*5 hours of driving later...*

Vortex: So, uh, where's this cave exactly?

X: Somewhere in Mexico. It's called The Cave of Crystals.

Surge: What's so good about that?

X: It was the best place I found. They provide caving equipment, a map, beautiful scenery, lots of crystals--

MV: What about structural integrity?

X: They say it's pretty solid. I rented out the whole cave so no one butts heads and causes a collapse. The building is also right outside the cave, so if there IS a collapse, they will be the first to know and call for help.

Scrap Joe: Wow, you really are making sure this goes well huh?

X: Yep! I admit that the cabin trip was a complete mess, so I'm making up for it.

Vortex: Wait, you said you rented out the whole cave system? How much was that?

X:

MV: X..?

X: We don't talk about that...

*1½ days of driving later...*

X: Alright everyone, we're here! Everyone ready? We have all our equipment?

MV: Everything seems good, let's get this over with.

Vortex: No diamond will be left behind.

Surge: I can't be certain about you, Vortex.

Scrap Joe: Why do I live with you idiots?

*The gang enters a half mile into the cave*

Surge: Wow... this place is beautiful...

Scrap Joe: Sure are a lot of crystals. I just had to forget to install my drill.

Vortex: I wouldn't be surprised if someone got impaled... OUCH!

X: I thought you were a phantom, can't you phase through the crystals?

Vortex: I don't want to talk about it.

MV: He's in a bad mood cuz I didn't read him a bedtime story last night.

Vortex: WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME WOMAN?!

MV: You should see him when I read Mr. Dinosaur. *Snickers*

Vortex: Why you... I will cause another extinction if you don't shut up!

Surge: HEY VORTEX THINK FAST!!!

*Surge yeets crystal at Vortex*

Vortex: Wait, what the fu...