Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Virgin Congo vs Chad Chad

China
Germanys plans seem to be going well.. now it's my turn. Congo, go annex Congo for me.

P.R. Congo
Ok

Congo
Bruh dead

USA
Now hwat in tarnation does that chinah mayne think he's doing?

Canada
Getting influence in Africa, we should do the same.

USA
Ok, so what do we do?

Canada
Pick an African country to aid so they'll support us.

USA
Africa isn't a country?

Canada
This is going to be rough... here's a map of the African continent, countries included. Here's ones who are struggling. If we aid them back to normal they can help us by showing the rest of the continent our system works!

USA
OH ok I understand you now!

Canada
Ok good.  So which country will it be-

USA
Chad.

Canada
Thought you'd say that. Let's go hold a meeting with them right now.

USA
Yeehaw!

USA
Sup, bro.

Chad
Salut.

USA
A salute to you too my man!

Canada
..how about I take over?

USA
No fair!...fine.

Canada
Salut, Chad. We see that you're not doing so well right now, and you're probably wanting some economic aid off of us western powers, right?

Chad
Yes, that would be great.

Canada
Well you're in luck. We'll send you everything you need until you're a stable country again. And all you have to do is let the other African nations know how great we are! Sound good?

Chad
Well, yes.

USA
Hang on a minute! We don't want that stinkin' commie congo rottin' the whole of Africa up so we want you to formally join the WAP alliance, against those filthy COMMIES! Basically, you fight in the African frontier of a possible Third World War.

Chad
Well I'll be stronger by then, right?

Canada
Yes, a lot.

Chad
Easy, give me the paper, I'll sign it. I like to keep a policy of neutrality but when I'm in a state like I am right now I'm not really neutral.

USA
WOW! YOU REALLY LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME!

Chad
..thanks?

Canada
Just sign here.

Chad
Done

Alliance Agreement of Chaddicus, America and Snow America

Article I - Chad will gain aid from their western allies 🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

Article II - Chad will let the other African nations know how cool MURICA IS 🍔🍔🍔 and the others as well but you don't have to 🙄

Article III - If everything works out for Chad, they will join the WAP alliance

Article IV - From now on, Chad doesn't like poopoo China

Signed - 🇹🇩🇨🇦🇺🇸

USA
Another success all done by me!

Canada
Yeah, sure buddy... we mustn't forget if we don't do the right things for Chad he doesn't have to join the alliance, we have to get this right!

America
Yeah sure.

P.R. Congo
Angola, gimme that ugly looking exclave.

Angola
No!

P.R. Congo
Fine then, I'll just invade it.

Angola
No!

War begins 😳

Angola
I've blocked off your passageway to the Atlantic already just give up.

P.R. Congo
Fine... stupid war.

No treaty fuck that

P.R. Congo
China why didn't you help?

China
You have to be in our alliance, come to the next meeting.

P.R. Congo
Fine...