Spaghetti x Meatball (TW EMOTIONAL😱😭)

Chapter 1: First meat

Meatball awakened from his steamy pot. He wakes up and thinks "Another day, another slay." He is confident he'll find a girlfriend today... (Or boyfriend.) He knew he father, Meatloaf (former cow) would never approve of him dating a spaghetti. Especially a male. He got ready for his first day of school at Pantry High. He was hoping to get a girl. (Or especially a man) He brushed his crevices with salt and Parmesan cheese. He was stinkin hot. Literally. Fresh out the pot. He wore his fanciest garnishes and garlic. He hoped his fresh skin would appeal to the girls. (Or attractive men). He was ready for school but then he looked at the time and of course like every fanfic, he was late. "Oh crum!" He said aloud. He threw on his new backpack and ran for the baking tray bus. He rolled for his life. As he was rolling down to the bus stop, he ran into someone. It was a 10 ft tall spaghetti strand. He was lost for words ,but then the spaghetti strands other strands of them all formed together. This made the steaming noodles 10x hotter. Meatball looked at the noodles and blushed. "So... what's your name baby girl?" Meatball asked. "I'm a man." The spaghetti said in a hot deep tone. 

"Oh.. I thought.. well.." 

"Because of the lipstick right?" 

"Yeah.." 

"But Rodrick is the name."

"Hot...." Meatball said under his breath.

"What did you say fool!!!!??????!!!!111111" 

"nothing.." 

"That's what I thought." 

Spaghetti wiggled off in fury. Meatball was astonished. He had never seen such beauty in his life. "No... I'm straight!!!!!!11111 His inner conscious told him. "you're as straight  as your big fat plump body." Meatball watched spaghetti walk off and just stared. He stared until he was out of sight. Then he turned to his watch. "What!!!! Its 2nd period already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111"