CAN WE EVER BE ONE? FT. CHEETOSH

IN A RELATIONSHIP??

It's night time.. around 7:30 pm
There's a man and a woman coming out of the house ... The woman is struggling with her heels to put them on...
Woman: Sunn na! Thoda help karde...
Man: Haan abhi karte hain...
The man bends down to put the sling of her heel ... She starts adoring him and after a few seconds kisses him on his cheek!
Man: Ye kya tha?
Woman: Kya tha matlab? Kiss thi!
Man: Aur woh kis Khushi me?
Woman: Ki mujhe itna perfect husband mila hai! Jo mere liye kuch bhi kar sakta hai!
He pins her to the wall!
Man: Miss. Santosh Sharma! Pehli baat toh ye ki hum abhi aapke pati hue nahi hain... Aur dossri baat..... Agar hum shuru hogaye toh...
Woman: Tu kuch nahi kar sakta! Kyunki mujhe ache se pata hai kab kahan aur kaise shuru hona hai!!
Man: Kya matlab?!?!
Woman: Matlab .....
She gets interuppted as the man's phone rings.. he picks up the call!
Man: Ji Maddam sir! Hum log nikal gaye hain... Bas pahunch rahe hain! ........ Ji...... Ji...... Rakhte hain!
Woman: Yahi tha mera matlab! Hum party ke liye late ho rahe hain Mr Cheetah Chaturvedi! Chaliye!
Man: Ye aapne bilkul theek nahi kiya! 😤
Woman: 🤭🤭 ab chale?
Man: Hmmmppphhhh! Chaliye!
They leave! Yes! They were none other than our Cheetah Chaturvedi and Santosh Sharma!
Ek minute... Ye donon relationship me kab aaye aur kaise ?? Kyun?? Jaanna hai?? Bataati hoon! Thoda wait kijiye!!

FLASHBACK!
Normal day at MPT....
PS: Cheete kya kar raha hai?! Itni saari files poori karni hai!
BC: Pushpa ji aap isse kya baat kar rahe ho! Ye toh waise hi nithalla hai! Ye aapki madad thodi karega!
CC: Babu tum toh na! Chup hi raho! Yahan rehne ko mil raha hai ... Issi baat ka Khushi manao tum! Warna tum jaise darinde ko koi nahi rakhega!
BC: Maa!!😭
PS: Billu!😠😠 Aur Cheetah tum bhi! Ye kya tareeka hua?!
CC: Pushpa ji hum toh sach hi keh rahe the! Iss jaise insaan ko koun rakhega?!
BC: Haan toh mai bhi sach hi keh raha tha! Tu nithalla hi hai!!
CC: Pushpa ji! Hum nithalle nahi hain! Hum... Hum bas apni Santu ji ko bahut miss kar rahe hain! Aur humara kisi kaam me mann hi nahi lag raha!
PS: Cheete! Hum jaante hain. ... Santu yahan nahi hai! Lekin iska matlab ye hai ki humlogon ko uske hisse ka bhi kaam karna hai! Toh speed badhni chahiye kam nahi! 😒
CC: Sorry! Sorry Pushpa ji! Hum lagte hain kaam pe!
PS: Jaldi!
KS enters... BC rushes to his Billu niwaas!
KS: Kaa bakaiti chal la hai?
PS: Arre ! .... Jai Hind madam!
CC: Jai Hind madam!
KS: Jai Hind!
PS: Karishma ji ... Yahan bakaiti nahi chal rahi hai! Kaam kar rahe hain hum!
KS: Woh aap kab se karne lagi Pushpa ji?!
PS: Cheete tu hi bata inko! Kaam hi toh kar rahe the hum sab! Aur haan hum bhi agar aapki tarah aaraam karne lage na, toh ghar par aur yahan par koi kaam hoga hi nahi!
KS: Kaa baat hai Pushpa ji! Itna overconfidence?! Theek hai! Ek kaam kijiye hum aapko retirement de dete hain! Aap aaraam se kijiye aapko jo karna hai ghar pe! Dekhte hai yahan ka kitna kaam rukta hai!
PS: Haan haan! Ek minute... Retirement?! Na... N... Nahi nahi! Arre humari pyaari bahurani! Retirement ki kya zaroorat hai! H... H....(clears throat) ... Hum ... (Fake laugh) hum toh apni pyaari si ... Bholi si... Masoom si... Bahurani ke saath thoda sa mazaak kar rahe the!
KS: Acha kiya ke ye sirf ek mazaak tha! 😏
CC: Par hum kaa karein?! Hum toh kaam pe lagne hi waale the ki Pushpa ji ne masoom kehke hume humai Santu ji ki phir se yaad dila di! Pata nahi woh kahan hogi... Kaise.... (Looks at KS who is staring at him like ... It was a death glare)
KS: Amma tumhari maiyya ki....
CC: S...S... Sorry madam sorry! ....
KS starts running behind him to hit him! And he's pleading her to let him go! 😅😂
MS enters... CC goes and hides behind her!
All: Jai hind Maddam sir!
MS: Jai hind! Jai Hind! Kya... Kya ho raha hai karishma Singh! Kyun aap iss bechaare ke peeche padi hain?
KS: Maddam sir ye... Kaam toh kuch hota nahi hai! Bas Santu ji santu ji santu ji! Bhakkkk!
MS: Cheetah! Waise haan Pushpa ji! Kahan hain Santosh Sharma kab tak aa rahi hain?!
PS: Maddam sir! Kal raat ko baat hui thi humari usse! Keh rahi thi do teen din me waapas aajaayegi!
CC: Kya? Do teen aur din?
KS gives a glare again!
KS: Tumhai...
MS: Karishma Singh Karishma Singh! Relax! Waise Great woh waapas aa rahi hain!! Waise .... Sach kahein toh hum bhi unhe bahut miss kar rahe hain! Unki maasoomiyat ko!
She looks at KS who is like "Maddam sir aap bhi maasoomiyat?!??!" MS looks at her and aankhon aankhon me baatien chal rahi hain! "KS, aapko bhi pata hai .. woh kitni maasoom hai!" ...........KS" Par jab humne mana kiya hai Cheete ko maasoomiyat ke liye toh aap?!?!" ..... MS" Acha baba sorry! Khush?" ......... KS" ☺️... Waise miss toh hum bhi uss jadbuddhi ko bahut kar rahe hain!"
PS: Aap donon kahan kho gayi??
MS: Uppp.... Kuch nahi Pushpa ji! Woh toh hum... Thoda emotional hogaye SS ko le kar! Bas! Acha hum cabin me hain! Koi zaroorat ho toh bula lijiyega!
PS: Ji Maddam sir!
MS goes to her cabin! All others get back to their own works!

Two days later!
Normal day at MPT!
PS: Cheete tu bahut zyada khush lag raha hai? Kya baat hai?
CC: Kal raat Santu ji ka message aaya tha ki aaj woh waapas aa rahi hain!
KS and MS were together on a round(patrolling) they return!
All: Jai Hind Maddam sir! Jai Hind Karishma madam!
KS: Jai Hind!
MS: Jai Hind! Toh?? Kya important discussion chal raha hai?
PS: Maddam sir santu aaj waapas aa rahi hai!
MS: Great! Lekin ye information kisne di?
CC: Santu ji humko boli hain Maddam sir!
BC: Ek minute.....Santosh ji poore thaane me se tujhe hi message kyun kiya?! Woh bhi Santosh ji ne!!
CC: Aeee aeee billote!! Kaa ?? Kehna kaa chahte ho tum beyyy??
PS: Waise billu ki baat sahi hi hai! Cheete! Santu ne tujhe hi kyun bataaya?!🧐🧐
CC: Kaa Pushpa ji aap bhi iska saath de rahi hain?!?!
KS: Amma bhak! Kab se yahi bakaiti kar rahe ho!! Kabhi koi kaam ka baat karega yahan?!?!
All: Sorry! Sorry madam!
MS: Waise hum jaanna chahte hain! Cheetah ye chamatkaar hua kaise?!?!
CC: Woh.... Woh Maddam sir! Hum hi Santu ji ko do din se msg kar rahe the ki kab aa rahi hain woh! Aur unhon ne bas uss msg ka reply kiya!
BC: Dekha! Billu the Spy is always right!! Mujhe pata hai Santosh ji isse kabhi bhaav nahi dengi!! Nithalla!
CC: Billa!!!!
CC was about to hit him but SS entered!
SS: Jai Hind Maddam sir! Jai Hind Karishma madam! Constable cum cyber crime specialist Santosh Sharma reporting!
Team MPT had wide smiles on their faces!
MS goes to SS.. puts her hands on her shoulder and says ..
MS: Welcome back Santosh Sharma! We're soo happy to have you back!
SS: ☺️☺️
*Readers to me: Ye koun bataayega ki woh gayi kahan thi?😒
Me: Haan haan! Bas abhi do minute!*
PS: Toh??
SS: Ji! Sab bahut acha tha!
PS: Ye batao tumhe kaisa laga?!
SS: Mera kya hi hai Pushpa ji! Bas mummy papa bahut zyada khush hogaye the! Like... Posting ke baad pehli baar mai Ghaziabad gayi thi! Aur woh bhi poore saat din ke liye! Hum sab ne bahut Masti ki! Mummy toh mujhe bhejna hi nahi chahti thi waapas! Par kya kar sakti thi! Aap sab ko bhi bahut miss kar rahi thi toh waapas aana pada!
KS: Hum ne bhi tumhe bahut miss kiya!
Everyone looks at KS... She hadn't expressed that even she was missing her jadbuddhi aur ab....
PS: Lekin aapne toh ek baar bhi Santu ka naam nahi liya tha!
KS: Woh aap sab ke saath flow flow me him bhi bol diye ke miss kiya! ...... A.... A... Aisa kuch nahi hai!
MS: Tajurba kehta hai humara... Sach hamesha mazaak, gussa aur flow flow me nikal jaata hai!
Everyone is trying to suppress their laughter! As KS was caught caring for her jadbuddhi!🤭❤️
MS: Acha chaliye bahut hogaya Mel milaap! Ab kaam pe lagte hai!
All get back to their works!
*Readers: Cheetah ne koi reaction nahi diya!!😠
Me: Arre mai CC ko kaise bhool sakti hoon! Kuch special rakha hai humare cheetosh ke liye.. padhiye toh!*
CC was just adoring his Santu ji all the time... As everyone disperses to their works, CC comes to his pyaari Santu ji!
CC: Santu ji!
SS (a bit tensed): Haan Cheete! Tu theek toh hai?? Matlab mai aayi aur tune kuch react hi nahi kiya?!?! Aise kaise??
CC: Woh... Woh santu ji... Hum hum bas aapko dekh kar hi itna khush hogaye the ki duniya jahan se hame koi fark hi nahi pada! Matlab... Ye 7 din 8 ghante 12 minute aur 24 second humne kaise guzaare hai bas hum hi jaante hain!
*Readers: this is cute🥺
Idk if this is true!*
SS looks at him and.... She was surprised at the fact that he remembers even the seconds!
SS: Thanks yaar Cheete! Mai sach me bahut zyada lucky hoon ke tu mera dost hai!🤧
CC:🤧🤧
SS had a file in her hand! She left with just these words to him!
CC: Hume aisa kyun laga jaise Santu ji aur bhi bahut kuch kehna chahti thi! 🧐

A girl enters MPT ... The hall was empty!
Girl: Kahan ho sab??
MS comes out of her cabin!
MS: Ji aap koun?!
Girl: Haseena didi! Kaise ho aap?
KS comes
KS: Koun ho tum?!
Girl: Karishma didi! I'm proud of you! Aap jaisi officer hi toh chahiye iss desh ko!
BC enters
Girl: Billu ji! Mai aapke saath Billu niwaas me reh sakti hoon?
BC: Aapke jaisi khoobsurat ladki ke saath toh mai ghar basaa loon! You have full permission!
MS: Billu!!!😒😒
BC: S.. sorry Maddam sir!
PS enters...
Girl: Pushpa ji! Kaisi hain aap?? Mai pehli hi keh rahi hoon! Mai aapki behen nahi beti ki umr ki hoon!
PS: K .. kya matlab hai tumhara?? Hum .... Hum tumse umr me bahut chote hain!
Girl:🤭🤭
CC enters...
Girl: The only one and the only hottest guy her! Mr Cheetah! Jinpar koi bhi ladki fida hojaaye!
CC (to himself): Lekin jisko hum chahte hain ki fidaa ho unke alaawa sab fidaa hote hain!
Girl: Sunn liya maine!!
CC gives kinda fake and embarrassed smile!
SS enters...
Girl: Santu kaisi ho tum?! Mai sach me bata nahi sakti aap sab se milkar mujhe kitni khushi ho rahi hai!!
PS: Ek minute.... Lekin aap hai koun badi didi??
Girl: Mai?? Mai hoon.........

KOUN HAI YE LADKI JO MPT KE BAARE ME ITNA SAB JAANTI HAI?! AUR AISE KYUN ACT KAR TAHI HAI JAISE MPT KA KHUD MEMBER HO!! AAPKO KYA LAGTA HAI KOUN HAI YE?? JANNNE KE LIYE STAY TUNED!😉✌🏻