The town was rawing whith gossip of the new person in bikini bottom whitch was good I got tired of the late night booty calls whith Jeremy down the road .don't get me wrong he was fit but u know u get tired of the same cock re-arranging ur internal orgins .
As I walk home from work at the crusty crab I see a boet outside the house next to mine "that's been abandoned for years " I said to myself as a tall hunk of a man walk out of the house he had a slight blue pigmentation to his fine skin as he carried boxes apon boxes through the front door I noticed his muscular biceps that complemented his tight shirt that u could see his toned abs through, u could tell he works out . "Maybe he could use me to work out " I said in my head whith a cheeky smile creeping onto my face he looked at me and smiled back as he disappeared into the house of mystery. But those few seconds we made eye contact it felt euphoric felt like my stomach was about to explode like a confetti balloon his eyes sparkled like a thousand stars lightning up the sky at night .I came back into the moment I ran up to the door and knocked four times loud but not too loud he would think I'm a crazed killer but I do want to destroy something.....
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