just an average day... laying in my bed, daydreaming about... well, him!
and then... i hear something in the bush outside my window...
"OMG?! CARL?? WHY ARE YOU HERE AT THIS HOUR??"
"i just had to baby, you know i love you, i can't go another day without seeing you, i had to come over to your house!! we're like Romeo and Juliet, destined, but can't be together!!" daddy azuz said in a romantic way...
but then... i heard him growl, "daddy? why are u growling" i said, confused...
then i saw it...
his fangs...
what.
the.
fuck.
was he a vampire??....
"that's actually what i came here to tell you baby..." carl said, as if he has been hiding something from me... for a while...
"I-I-I'm... im a punny vampire..." he said...
i was in shock...
i couldn't believe it...
my one and only love was... was... he was...
A.... a... a vamp- a vampire
