The Paper Fic (Phan)

Part 2

After writing some more poems and then comforting Dan after he cried about how beautiful they were, Phil decided it was time for his afternoon nap. "Dan my love, I'm going down for my afternoon snooze. Come spoon with me."
Dan eagerly lunged himself into the bedroom and got into the armadillo position. "You're so squishy, Dan. It's like spooning with a marshmallow." The two both giggled awkwardly for a while and Then drifted asleep.

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Phil looked at the clock. It read 4:16 am. He just shrugged and turned back to look at Dan. The only problem was that there was no Dan. There was only the ruffled sheets and a butt print the size of Dan's ass. "D-Dan...?" Phil stuttered. "Where did you wander off to you silly little lamb?"
After a few moments of silence Phil sprung to life and actually opened his eyes. He walked over to the en-suite to see if maybe Dan had the late night shits and was just letting it out.
Phil flickered on the lights and noticed that Dan was not in fact on the toilet shitting his brains out.
"DAN THIS ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY YOU CAN COME OUT NOW"
Just at that moment a random breeze that appears in most dramatic moments blew a piece of paper to Phil's foot.
And then another.
And then a few more.
Phil curiously followed the line of paper that was blowing towards him.
Each one had it's own unique saying on it.
'Oh I am a chicken'
'Humphrey felt dizzy and..'
And just random shit like that.
Phil continued to follow the papers and ended up in the guest bedroom of their 2 bedroom apartment. The lights were off, but even if they were on, Phil would not have seen what was about to happen. There, lying on the bed, was a naked Dan covered in papers filled with beautiful poetry. "Phil, finally, I've been waiting for you" he says seductively.
"Oh really? Well I've been looking for you. I was worried when you weren't in bed, but now I know what you were doing.."
"Come make sweet love to me Baby <3" Dan pleaded.
"B-but Dan, I don't want to get a paper cut.. Can we go back to the bedroom?"
"Phil, the paper is the whole point. It was so sexy when you read it earlier, I just wanted it to continue." Dan said as he reached for Phil's hand. He grabbed it and pulled him down On Top of him.
"Ow, DANIEL YOU GAVE ME A PAPER CUT"
Dan completely ignored Phil's cries of pain as he continued to slit Phil's leg with the paper. He slowly worked his way up Phil's leg until he reached his 'tighty whities'. "I'll remove these so you don't bleed all over them. We don't want the blood stains to be mistaken for a menstrual cycle now, do we?" Dan folded the man panties and put them in a nearby drawer. "Now for the fun part" smirked Dan.
"Dan! No! Please don't do it!" Phil pleaded.
Dan once again ignored Phil's cries and took not one page, not two, but a whole fucking novel and held it to Phil's scrotum. Dan slowly opens the book about halfway through and says
"Don't worry Phil, this'll only hurt a bit..." Dan smirked as he took Phil's dick and put it in between the two halves. "1....2...aaannndd 3" On 3 Dan took the two halves and slammed the book closed, trapping Phil's Dick within. "EEEAAAAUUUURRRRGGHHHDJDNXISNSOSNDODKNDDKDNDKSKSMAKNSKSNDBBFJSBS" Screamed Phil. But the pain didn't stop there. Even though Phil's balls were already red and tender, Dan re-opened the now bloody novel and slammed it back again. Dan did this multiple times until Phil's balls were more like rectangles.
"Perfectttt" said Dan.
"DANNNN NOOOOOOO" screamed the now dick-less Phil.
He took Phil's flattened dick and ripped it off. Then, he used it to slit open Phil's stomach.
"D-D-D-D....."
"FUCK PHIL, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY JUST LET ME DO MY WORK!"
Phil didn't want to anger Dan, so he just obeyed him and kept his mouth shut.
Next, Dan took the flap of stomach skin and peeled it back to reveal Phil's organs.
"Wow, you're quite the mess under all of that beautiful skin my darling" said Dan.
Phil just nodded, trying to remember the rules about speaking. Dan suddenly opened his hands as wide as he could, and grabbed ahold of Phil's organs. With one mighty pull, all of  Phil's organs were scattered across the bed and floor.
Phil tried his very best not to speak, but that was borderline insane. "AAUUUFGGHHHHH" Phil screamed as he looked at his empty torso.
(At this Point Phil should've died, but let's remember, this is merely a fan fiction, not reality)
"SHUT THE FUCK UP PHIL" Screamed the heartless Dan.
That sweet innocent YouTuber that
Phil had once loved had somehow turned into this beast?!
Dan swiftly but scarily lunged over to the corner of the room, where the biggest pile of paper was.
He brought it back with disturbing intentions.
"Open wide, AmazingTorso" Dan whispered to Phil's middle.
Next thing you knew Dan was shoving shit loads of paper into Phil's empty torso. He kept doing this until it could no longer fit any more. Dan then sewed Phil's stomach back together and left Phil to die.
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Dan returned 3 hours later with a smirk on his face. "Wow, you're a real fighter aren't you?" He suggested. "I just wonder if the baby survived the night too"
'Baby?!?' Phil thought. Last time he checked it required a vagina to make a baby.
Dan walked over to Phil's body and opened his mouth, revealing his white teeth. "This next part won't hurt at all" said Dan and then he began to take out the thread that was holding Phil's stomach together with his teeth.
Once he finally finished picking the remains from his teeth, Dan opened his hands the same way as last night and ripped out Phil's uterus, which Phil hadn't noticed was still there. "THE FETUS! ITS ALIVEE" screamed Dan. "Phil, doesn't our baby look cute?"
Phil looked up to see Dan cradling Shel Silverstein.
"That couldn't have possibly been our baby!"
Announced Phil.
Shel started to cry.
"DAMMIT PHIL YOU UPSET THE BABY" yelled Dan.
"Can we just get to the threesome ?" said Shel. "That's all I want."
Dan nodded and gestures towards Phil. "Do your work Shel, do your work." Said Dan.
Shel began to put his dick into Phil's mouth, intending that he give him a blowjob.
Phil obeyed orders and fit as much of it as he could into his mouth.
Just then, Dan started giving Shel anal, and they all started giggling.
They did this all day long, rotating positions every so often.
"It's the miracle of Life"
- Someone