WAP MEETING
Australia
Are you cunts fucking outta your minds? Look what's happened to France, Portugal and Norway! That's three countries who've been overtaken and we've done jack SHIT about it, in fact, Britain will fall soon, and I'm not having it, I'm going to war! Germany and bis gang of bum boys better hold on tight!
Canada
Relax Australia..
Australia
SHUT THE FUCK UP CANADA! GO TO WAR!
USA
Dude, chillax a little.
Australia
No! Japan, join the effort with me! Go to war!
Japan
Erm. Sure. Gimme a second.
Australia
Thank you! NO YOU TWO JOIN OR ELSE YOU'RE COWARDS! Meeting over.
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India
Pakistan and China! Why are you invading Kashmir?
Pakistan
We don't like you, India.
India
Kashmir is mine! This isn't fair!
China
We've agreed to split it between US, you don't get any.
India
Oh no... BANGLADESH COME ON MAN!
Bangladesh
What? my nation is very crowded I need more land!
India
But you have beef with both me and Pakistan bruv! Why you do this to me?
Bangladesh
I'm taking advantage of you whilst you're weakened.
India
...Bastard.
Australia
Oh no I just said I'll join the war.. but it would be a lot easier to help India right now.. what do I do... GOT IT! Kiwi!
New Zealand
What?
Australia
It's time you stop being a suck up to China, be an actual 5 eyes ally and go to war!
New Zealand
But you're not going to war.
Australia
I am, just a different one. I do right in the Atlantic and you do right in the Pacific!.. Indian, whatever ocean it is.
New Zealand
But I want to stay neutral-
Australia
You're going to be overtook eventually! Go to war!
New Zealand
..fine.
New Zealand declares war on China
China
Guys look... HAHA!
Pakistan
Pfffft..
Bangladesh
That's pretty scary...
Pakistan
Are you serious brother? It's New Zealand! They have about 12 people that live there!
Australia declares war on CUM
Fourth Reich
Fuck! Another pesky British ally coming to distract me, it may take a while for them to come though... but it's going to take a while for me to eradicate the resistance... fuck it, invasions called off.
Britain
Have that you ginger cunt.
Ireland
Bastard.
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Bangladesh
Guys New Zealand is invading me.
China
Well we're dealing with something right now, go away.
Bangladesh
..fine.
India
Thank you!
New Zealand
It's alright.
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Canada
America, China is in a war against India and New Zealand, shouldn't we do something?
USA
Bro it's all good, I'm just too tired rn. I'll go to war if they invade Taiwan or something,
Japan
AMERICA! TAIWAN IS BEING INVADED!
USA
It begins...
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Very Realistic AFOTW 2
RandomI never finished the first one mocking AFOTW So here I go again because I'm bored
