Very Realistic AFOTW 2

Not looking good for Cock...

Colombia
Gringo, I'm not going to let you pass past the Panama Canal to la plata, this is mine.

USA
Alright then, we'll just go around it.

Colombia
I've mined the waters, amigo, you can't go past it.

USA
Right then.. war it is, Panama, come on.

Panama
Fine...

USA declares war on Colombia, Colombia joins CUM and the rest of cock declares war on them

Colombia
Prepare yourself, I've been secretly strengthening myself so-

Venezuela
I'm gonna brown- EXPLODES

Colombia
It begins...

Colombia annexes Venezuela

Colombia
Time for a little, name change.

Gran Colombia
I feel.. powerful.

USA
Italy why aren't you letting me through you?

Mexico
Ok first of, I'm not Italy, second of all, you should know Italy is on the other side, third of all, that's not me.

USA
Then who is it-

Confederate States
YEEE BROTHER! Chug a beer chug a beer chug a beer, hopped in my truck and I hit a deer, equipped my whip and I hit a-

USA
AY AY AY AY! Racist fuck! Why are you back?... MEXICO?

Mexico
I was promised my former land back from the Mexican empire man I had to invade you! Also Central America...

Honduras
Rats!

Nicaragua
Just say fuck or shit it's not that hard.

CSA
C'mere yankee! It's time for round 2 YEEHAW! Come on cum let's win!

P.R. Congo
Guys what the FUCK are you doing.

China
Alright Congo I know that looks bad but we really need US out of the war, once that's happened we'll nuke the confederacy dead, I promise.

P.R. Congo
Why should I believe you?

China
Fucker I created you.

P.R. Congo
FINE THEN. You better not lie to me...

Spain
Finally I've took Gibraltar! Now...

Spain invades Morocco, Algeria and Western Sahara join CUM and Morocco joins cock

Algeria
Well Western Sahara, things are looking up for us!

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Vietnam
Come on seaman! Let's get Indonesia!

Philippines
Ok!

Seamen declares war on Cum

Indonesia
You can't defeat me!

South Korea
JAPAN HELP ME NORTH KOREA IS TEARING ME TO SHREDS

Japan
Well I would help you, but I'm not on your side

Japan joins CUM

Australia
That goes against like everything WAP agreed on!

South Korea
WHAT THE FUCK JAPAN?

Japan
Well we hate each other it had to be done

South Korea
It really didn't though did it... I surrender, already.

North Korea
MWA-HAHAH! The true Korea rises!

India
Guys I really can't keep going on, I'm going to have to surrender. I'm sorry.

China
Ok I'll set up a communist puppet state Pakistan and Bangladesh take what you like. Time to invade Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia join us.

Cambodia
Gladly!

Laos
..fine. I'm sorry Vietnam.

Thailand
Don't worry Vietnam! Cambodia you're mine bitch!

Thailand joins cock

China
MYANMAR JOIN US!

Myanmar
Fine...

Thailand
DOH!

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CSA
Hwell hot diggity dog if it ain't Washington D.C.? Sure would be a shame if I.. occupied it..

USA
Yeah it would that's why I've pushed you back to Virginia

Mexico
I have the whole of California

USA
FUCK

La Plata
Get wrecked Bolivia! Ready to surrender?

Bolivia
N-no!

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Fourth Reich
Nicht looking gut, ist it britain?

Britain
At least I can hold you cunts off, this is embarrassing on your half I'm the only European cock member left.

Fourth Reich
Exactly, look around du as well...

Botswana
I SURRENDER!

South Africa
Nice!

Britain
Wayyyy

Fourth Reich
Well other than zat... you're losing, and nothing is going to help you, NOTHING.

Britain
Well something is going to now you've said that.

Fourth Reich
You wish! Toodles!