1. Why did the banana cross the road?
Answer: To run away from the police because they ate another banana.
2. Why did the banana cross the road?
Answer: To go to the supermarket to buy bananas.
3. Why did the banana cross the road?
Answer: To run away from the banana cannibal.
4. Why was the banana in the bathtub?
Answer: Because his body was hidden.
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Random Fruit Cannibalism Jokes
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