*Vortex is on the computer looking at pictures of Coca-Cola. He stumbles upon an advertisement about a private space relaxation cruise*
Vortex: God. Yes.
*Vortex takes all the money from a piggy bank, shoves it into the computer's disk input, and buys five tickets for the cruise*
Vortex: Guys, I have amazing news!!
*X and MV are working together on a card tower and it was nearly complete, until Vortex jumped onto the table, knocking it over*
MV: Wow, we lasted way longer than I expected.
X: A full five minutes!
Vortex: Shut up! I have news! I bought us all a private relaxation cruise, in SPACE!!
MV, in an annoyed voice: What??
X: Whe...? Do you not remember our other trips??
Vortex: Guys, this isn't the first trip they've launched. They have over two million five star reviews. Some are even six stars.
MV: Yeah, but, have you ever noticed how OUR trips end up? Like, all the time?
Vortex: Well I didn't just spend half a million dollars on each ticket for you guys to say no.
X: You WHAT!?
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*4-5 weeks of preparation later*
Surge: Ok, I think we're all packed for the trip. How long are we staying up there anyways?
Vortex: Brochure says 5 days.
Scrap Joe: I hope we drive into the sun.
X: Don't you mean fly? Broken peace of AI.
Scrap Joe: Vortex broke my code when he raided my piggy bank!
Vortex: How did you even have $2,500,000 anyway
Scrap Joe: I... errr... Took a withdrawal...?
Vortex: Don't worry, your money is going towards a good cause.
MV: And that cause would be...?
Vortex: This trip.
X: How is that a good cause?
Vortex: Uhhhhh... lets get in the spaceship now...
Surge: Immersion, you're in charge of the house while we're gone, got that?
The Immersion: Space, space, a very cool place. I wish I could come, but some work needs to be done.
Vortex: Good luck, rhymes. Also please take care of Bonoe. She gets mad if she isn't fed on time.
The Immersion: Ok, I will give her food, so she won't be in a bad mood.
Intercom: Ship 56-B is about to launch in 5 minutes.
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Vortex's Improvised Adventures
AdventureVortex and his friends (plus his mother) go on some Cliché yet otherworldly adventures. By the way, not all the art is mine. The 2D art is mine, while the 3D art is my friends
