Gran Colombia
Invades Ecuador
Peru
I can't help you anymore Bolivia Colombia is on my ass
Bolivia
It doesn't matter anymore... I surrender
La Plata
You'll forever be landlocked you worthless donkey shit.. time for the los Malvinas and Patagonia
Bolivia
..
Falklands
Come on then argie! Bring it!
Britain
I have other problems you're on your own.
La Plata
HA! Patagonia c'mere!
Patagonia
Well my independence didn't last long...
Fourth Reich
.. Greenland was apart of Denmark before it's annexation... GREENLAND I OWN YOU!
Greenland
FUCK my independence lasted quite long at least..
Fourth Reich
I'll make you an autonomous region if you help me invade Kanada...
Greenland
Ok!
Quebec
HON HON HON! Canada give moi independence!
Fourth Reich
Nice a double whammy
Canada
Oh gorsh... sorry america buddy, I have problems of my own I can't help you- AHHHHHH.
Fourth Reich
Get em ESKIM- UHH I MEAN INUITS!
Greenland
FREE THE TERRITORIES "BUDDY"!
Canada
Owie! What am I meant to do now...
Russia
Invades Alaska
USA
Bruh! Things can't get worse...
CSA
It will when you're completely dissolved! Yeehaw! I'm back in Washington D.C. try knock me out now pardner!
Mexico
I've got what I wanted.. USA it's best you negotiate out of the war before things get worse
USA
BRAH! Are you crazy? I'm never surrendering no matter how hard things get!
Canada
Oh I'm so sorry Germany! I'll surrender now...
Fourth Reich
Gut. Now.. invades Greenland
Greenland
BRUH. Whatever you aren't trained to fight in the snow-
Fourth Reich
THERE IS NO REST FOR MY SOLDIERS, THEY TRAIN IN SVALBARD.
Greenland
Oh come on!.. I surrender..
Fourth Reich
Quebec join CUM or I'll invade you
Quebec
Ok.
Fourth Reich
Time to set up a Canadian puppet... I'll name it... Kanada. I'll annex Yukon, the Northwest Territories and Nunavut first though.
Kanada
I'm evil CANADA! Also Canada in German just with a k, the k actually makes it look more aggressive dont you think?
Fourth Reich
Hurry up and finish the invasion of the US!
Kanada
Oh ok, fürher
Fourth Reich
Did you just... GOOD...
Peru and Ecuador
We surrender!
Grab Colombia
Annexes Ecuador la plata how about we make a government between Peru and Bolivia?
La Plata
Uhhh sure
Patagonia
I surrender!
La Plata
Yeah ok whatever annexes Patagonia LET ME ON MY ISLANDS!
Falklands
You're going to have to try harder than that argie! Otherwise I'll keep you bashing out of rightful British land!
???
I can no longer see all of this happen... I need my influence... it's good I've been building up my army... cock isn't doing too well, I guess it's time to help them.. it's time... IT'S TIME FOR CUM TO GO TO BRAZIL!
Brazil declares war on cum
La Plata
SHIT!
USA
Yeehaw!
CSA
QUIET YANK! Grrr... why didn't you just surrender?
Peruvian-Bolivar Puppet State
My name is very long.
Brazil
But you won't exist very long.
Peruvian-Bolivar Puppet State
FOR FUCKS SAKE I HAVE EXISTED FOR ABOUT 5 SECONDS!
Gran Colombia
I'll get on that... annexes Panama forgot to do that
Brazil
NOT GOING TO WORK IM NUMERO UNO!
YOU ARE READING
Very Realistic AFOTW 2
RandomI never finished the first one mocking AFOTW So here I go again because I'm bored
