Clowns!

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Honey: Hello~ everyone, and welcome to *drumroll* ... The Truth or dare building!
Me: But first, let's introduce new people!
Icy: So, let's meet four more Pokespe members!
Ruru: Please welcome, Cheren, Bianca, X, and Y!
Mentioned People: Hi!
Honey: Dare time! The first ones are by Ogama_Scythe_Chan

1) Listen to the Nyan Cat song for 10 h
2) Try to kill each other and see who is the last one standing except for the authors XD

Icy: Okay, time for the Nyan Cat song. *Sarcastically* Yay~!

§10 Minutes Later§

Cheren: I'm out! *Jumps in Lava Pit*
Me: *Looks in pit, then at everyone else several times* When did we get this?!

§9 Hours and 50 Minutes Later§

Pokespe: X_X
Ruru: ... We should really cover up the pits when we do dares like this...
Icy: Not all of them jumped in a pit, Some of them started opening random doors and went into room 284.
Hostesses: *Gasp* 284!
Honey: The worst room of all... The possessed clown room!
Me: Yeah...
Ruru: Moving on! EVERYONE COME BACK TO LIFE, WE HAVE MORE DARES TO DO!
Pokespe: *Come back*
Red: That song is really annoying.
Ruru: Yes it is, now moving on! Time for my dares... *Rubs hands together while grinning and laughing evilly*

I dare for the boys to be turned into girls and go take a shower. I also dare the girls to be transformed into boys and do what every girl would dread to do if they were a boy. Then one person of our choice makes out with Gold (Hostsesses are included)

Honey: Does that mean we have to be transformed too?
Pokespe: Transformed into what?
Robot: Artificial author powers activated. Transforming Pokespe in Five...
Bianca: What is that?
Robot: Four...
Gold: Who knows? Anyone?
Robot: Three...
Black: RUN!!!
Robot: Two...
Me: Uh... That won't work...
Robot: One...
Pokespe: *All freezes*
Robot: Activated.
Pokespe: *Gets transformed by the robot*
Y: YOU STUPID ROBOT! CHANGE US BACK!!
Robot: The only way to be changed back is to do the dare.
Gold: Sweet!
Crys: *Roundhouse kicks him* YOU PERVERT!
Honey: -_-! Just go do the dare, girls-I mean, boys.
Boys: *Leave*
Me: Now, boys-I mean, girls. What would really not want to do right now?
Girls: Go to the bathroom/take a shower.
Icy: Go do what you said then.
Girls: *Split up*

§Later§

Robot: Artificial author power; off.
Girls: That was scary!
Boys: *Nosebleed*
Crys: PERVERTS!
Ruru: Someone go get the chance wheel.
Cleaning Lady: *Goes and gets it*
Yellow: Chance wheel?
Ruru: It's just a wheel with all out names on it. It's going to choose who has to make out with Gold.
Icy: And the winner is...

(A/N: I actually used an app for this)

Honey: Y!
Y: WHAT?! THERE IS NO WAY I'M DOING THAT! HE IS WAY OLDER THEN ME!
Me: Do I have to make you?
Y: YES!
Me: *Walks towards robot*
Y: No! Don't turn on the robot! I'll do it!
Gold and Y: *Make out awkwardly then run away from each other*
Honey: Okay... Next dares are by musicgirl13138.

I dare Ruby to take off his hat (that at first looked a lot like hair) and explain his scar to Sapphire, then become a circus clown.

Ruby: *Takes hat off*
Sapphire: *Gasp* Ruby? ... Where'd you get that?
Ruby: *Rushed* Well... Um... I was playing with a girl when I was little and then we were attacked by a salamance and it cut part of my head open, and by the way, and uh... I think that's it...
Icy: CIRCUS CLOWN TIME!!!
Ruby: *Turned into a clown*
Silver: CLOWN! *Runs into armory and comes out with a four foot sword*
Ruby: OH NO! *Tries to run but trips over clown shoes*
Honey: *Quickly* IceQueen2002 doesn't own Pokespe so please don't sue her! Until next time!

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