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C A L E S / RUH'S JOURNEY

!WARNINGS!
-CRINGE🥶
-WEIRD STUFF
-BAD GRAMMER
-I'M IN HERE CUZ NOBODY WANTED TO🙄
-C A L E X SHIDONI-?

SUMMARY:
ONE DAY C A L E KILLED RUH(ME;-;) BLAH BLAH BLAH SIMPING FOR KAEDE BLAH BLAH
FOR SHORT C A L E KILLED RUH AND I WANTED TO DIE SO I'M SIMPING:D

STARING...

C A L E HENITUSE.

SHIDONI.

RUH THEUSE TO BEDRUGSELLER.

GOJO NOT FROM JJK.

SOSHI THE SIMPS FOR NOTHING.

AHN THE KAEDE SIMP HERE
(SECRETLY RAYS LOVER😌)

CHICHI THE ONE WITH NO PHONE (RIP)

WRITTEN BY:

SOSHI
AHN
GOJO
RUH
SHIDONI

GET TRAUMA<3

ONE DAY. RUH WAS HAPILLY TEXTING HER MESS OF A GC. BUT SUDDENLY. A RED HAIRED MAN WITH A WEIRD BUT 
P R E T T Y LOOK ON HIS FACE STABBED HER THUS KILLING HER

LATER ON... HELD RUH’S FUNERAL. C A L E ATTENDED. BUT HE ACTED AS IF HE WASNT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING. C A L E CLAIMS THAT HE DID NOT KILL DEAR RUH, BUT IS SUS ABOUT THAT.

RUH POV:
I DIED I CAN FINALLY BE IN PEACE ✌️
UNTILL...
SOMEONE SAID THIS
"TODAY SHE DIDN'T CLEAR HER SEARCH HISTORY, LET US LOOK AT IT"
AND THEN BOOM IM ALIVE...
THEN I GOT STABBED AGAIN...

WHEN SHE WAS STABBED SHE DIDNT FEEL DEAD SHE FELT ALIVE THEN EVER!
AND EVERYONE NOTICED THAT SHE WAS STILL ALIVE BUT C A L E DEICIDED
TO STAB HER, THEY THOUGHT IT WORKED BUT DIDNT, SHE SLOWLY WENT OUT OF HER COFFIN AND SMACKED C A L E ‘S FACE AND SAID...

"U SUCC C A L E SUSSY FRIES"
C A L E WAS SHOCKED AND RAN AWAY. HE WENT TO THE POLICE AND TOLD HIM TO CATCH RUH. THE POLICE WENT AFTER BUT RUH PULLED AN UNO REVERSE CARD AND SHOT THE POLICE. SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT...

SUDDENLY, A FULL ARMY OF C A L E D O N A L D S WORKERS INVADED RUH’S LIFE AND THEY ANNOUED HER SO MUCH THAT RUH DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO TELEPORT SO THAT SHE COULD TELEPORT TO THE SUN AND BURN PEACEFULLY. BUT OF COURSE BEFORE THAT, SHE HAS TO DELETE HER SEARCH HISTORY. SHE STUDIED HARD ABOUT HOW TO TELEPORT. SHE PRACTICED HOLDING HER TOUNGE AND SCREAMING “TELEPORT ME TO THE HOUSE OF CALE FOR GOODNESS SAKE” HOPING THAT SHE WOULD TELEPORT. SADLY, NOTHING REALLY HAPPEND. BUT SHE DIDNT GIVE UP. SHE WENT ON A MOUNTAIN TO PRACTICE HER TOTAL CONCENTRATION BEING CRINGE. SHE WENT UNDER THE DEEP BLUE SEAS SO THAT SHE COULD EXPERIENCE WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A S I M P 🦐 SHE READ MANY BOOKS ABOUT HOW TO TELEPORT.  BUT ONLY ONE OF WHICH MIGHT BE THE RIGHT PATH TO TELEPORTING TO THE SUN AND FEELING A NICE BURNING SENSATION. THE TASK WAS SIMPLE. IT HAD ONLY ONE STEP. AND IT WAS TO SIMPle. SHE JUST HAD TO SIMP!! BUT SHE WONDERED TO HERSELF “BUT HOW WOULD I SIMP? I DONT WANNA.” RUH SLOWLY REALIZED THAT SHE NEEDED TO SIMP TO BE ABLE TO ACHIEVE HER GOALS. SO SHE WENT SEARCHING FOR CHARACTERS TO SIMP FOR…

SO SHE SEARCHED UP THE ONE AND ONLY KAEDE, SO SHE STARTED MAKING A WHOLE CHURCH TO SIMP FOR HER AND THEN WHEN SHE WAS DONE BUILDING SOMEONE CAME IN ... THE ONE AND ONLY C A L E AND HIS WEIRD SIMPS THAT WORKED AT C A L E DONALDS... THEN RUH CHOOSE NOT TO FIGHT BUT TO SIMP....

AS C A L E AND HIS C A L EDONALD SIMPS WALK IN WITH A DUSTY MUSTY RUSTY INTRODUCTION AND WENT TO RUH AND SAID “I THOUGHT UR DEAD” WITH A SILENTLY HANDSOME VOICE, RUH WENT UP TO HIM WITH A EMOTIONLESS FACE AND
PULLS OUT A GUN OUT OF HER POCKET AGAIN WITHOUT EMOTIONS
WALKS FORWARD TO HIM. C A L E SAID WITH A NURVUSE FACE “I G-GOT SOMEONE TO SHOW YOU... RUH” RUH GASPED WITH NO EMOTION C A L E STARTED GOING INSIDE HIS VAN AND BRINGS SHIDONI OUT OF THE VAN AND BROUGHT HER TO MEET RUH, C A L E SAID “THIS IS MY NEW C A L EDONALD SIMP WORKER NOW” RUH PRETEND TO LOOK SURPRISED AND SAID “S-S-SHIDONI?” C A L E REPLIED WITH A CONFIDENT FACE “YES INDEED, SHIDONI” SHIDONI LOOKED AT RUH AND NOTICED...