Fate's Cruel Little Game [Akashi Seijuro Fanfiction]

The Terror of a Girl

Seriously though, why give us homework? Isn't it called Spring BREAK because it was meant for us to have a break?...

Ready for some more crack?

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Today would have been a normal day if Aya hadn't noticed a stain on her bed sheet. Not that it would have been great if she hadn't found it either.

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There's a time of a month, whether it be the first week or the fourth week, when for a girl going through puberty, is simply hell. It's just so utterly painful it's indescribable with words. So painful, that it's ridiculous.

Well, at least that's how Aya feels when its her time of the month.

To others, mainly boys, its a time where you must not bother the girl until a week afterwards. Or two. Just to be safe, you know?

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As Aya trudged her way through the halls of the school, she felt as if the whole world had betrayed her. When she woke up, she knew immediately that something was amiss. And then she checked her sheets and ran to the bathroom right after.

As she opened the door to her classroom, she was knocked down by a bunch of girls. She swore they were talking about two senpais kissing each other. Meh.

When she stood up again, she was pushed over by none other than BitchYuki. Her best friend. Hooray. She swore she heard her say something about murdering a gorilla with a pen. But that's none of her business.

Whatever.

After finally arriving at her seat, Aya slammed her head down onto the table and stared blankly out the window. Until a overly familiar and cheery voice called her name.

"Aya!!!!"

"What do you want from me?"

"Well. Someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today."

Aya groaned in frustration. Damn, these cramps should just go kill themselves. "Shut up."

Sayu pouted at her sisters behavior. Did she not have her coffee or something?

"Didn't you have your coffee today?"

Actually. About that. When the maids saw the stain, they immediately told her to not drink coffee. Instead, they had the nerve to make her tea. She even remembered their exact words.

'Miss, it's not health to drink coffee during your menstrual period, instead, please drink this.'

Argh. She swore that people just wanted her to burn.

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She hated PE very much right now.

Their teacher continuously barked at them to finish their laps. That old fat geezer had told them to run 2 miles, then after to do 10 sets of 10 pushups, 5 sets of 20 crunches, 10 sets of 20 hill climbers, and 30 pull-ups. All while he sat in the shade while eating his burger.

If he wasn't going to die of old age, he would die of obesity. If not, then he would die because while he was shopping, a car would somehow coincidentally crash into the store and right into him, breaking his neck and therefore ending his life. On accident. And there would be no driver, too.

She swore to God if he yelled out at them with his mouse full of that greasy filth, she would pulverize him like -

"Hurry up and run, slowpokes! After you're done with warm-ups, get your butts off the floor and give me five!!!"