Lego Home didn't know what to do. If you've read my SPARK entries, you'll know exactly what I mean.
Anyway, it had been a mere two minutes since old TBFA host Henry Stickmin rose from the dead and cursed everyone (including the new TBFA host Tapi) with an unholy bandanna-wearing spell.
"WHAT." Tapi exclaimed when they noticed the rest of the contestants donned bandannas as well. "This is the worst day of my life!"
Cask of Amontillado, who donned a rather furry pair of ears, growled. "You're telling me! Having ears makes this whole bandanna wearing thing so much worse! 0/10 stars, would not recommend!"
"You... rank things by 10 stars?" Tapi blinked in confusion.
As the two began bickering about how things should be ranked, Lego Home, mentally, was somewhere else; this new predicament left her speechless. She almost felt that her destructive tendencies were completely limited by this! Almost, though; nothing could contain this terror for long! At least, she hoped; right now, she just felt like a whole new character.
"Is someone going to make me their profile picture without asking?" She suddenly blurted out, to everyone's confusion.
"What." Tapi waved a ribbon. "We need to get these bandannas off! Come on, everyone!" They slipped their ribbons underneath the bandanna, trying to slip it off from the inside.
Everyone else wasn't as bright, instead opting to take an outside approach.
Shuffle in particular pulled the bandanna out, before it recoiled and slapped her right in the mouth, causing her to shuffle through at least 20 different songs that have the word 'FUCK!' in them in varying volumes and lengths.
Cask wasn't as lucky either; they couldn't even touch the bandanna without hurting their ears in some capacity.
Caramel Apple Pop's bandanna had been assimilated into the caramel, which made removing it completely impossible.
Nerdpill... well, Nerdpill was Nerdpill. Lego Home shuddered at the nerd energy he exuded.
Hooked Up's bandanna was wrapped around the hook as well, which... you can probably tell how complicated that'd make it.
And Lego Home? Well, Lego Home was still staring into space, a million different thoughts running through her head. Most of them were bandanna related, however, so not entirely notable.
"Lego Home, what are you doing?! You're, like, the only one who's affected by plot armor here!!" Tapi yelled. "Wait, does this even count as plot armor?"
"No." Cat Cask replied. "Or does i-- ow!" Another hit to the ears. "Ow, these hurt..."
"Skill issue." Caramel Apple Pop murmured, before being attacked by Cask. "HEY OW THAT HURTS"
"Damn right it should, ugly!"
As the fight ensued, Lego Home just watched blankly. Clearly, someone wasn't using their brain cell. But then it hit her.
Literally. A brick. Thrown at Lego Home. Which caused her to shatter into glass. Or, rather, into a lot of lego bricks.
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"Holy fuck!" Tapi turned to Host Henry, who was holding a fuck ton of bricks.
"You sick fucks!" Henry yelled in his weird gibberish sorta voice thing he has in the games, before beginning to send bricks flying.
"EVERYONE RETREAT!" Tapi yelled as everyone except for Lego Home scattered.
