Ed Edd n Eddy: Ed and Breakfast

It was an early morning in the cul-de-sac. The Eds woke up and ran to the kitchen for some breakfast.

"Where's Ed going?" Edd asked, "The kitchen is that way."

"He's probably going to watch cartoons." Eddy said, "It is the morning, after all."

"Time to rot my brain!" Ed shouted turning on Cartoon Network.

It was an early morning in the cul de sac. The Eds woke up and ran to the kitchen for some breakfast.

"Where's Ed going?" Edd asked, "The kitchen is that way."

"He's probably going to watch cartoons." Eddy said, "It is the morning, after all."

"Time to rot my brain!" Ed shouted turning on Cartoon Network.

It was an early morning in the cul de sac. The Eds woke up and ran to the kitchen for some breakfast.

"Where's Ed going?" Edd asked, "The kitchen is that way."

"He's probably going to watch cartoons." Eddy said, "It is the morning, after all."

"Time to rot my brain!" Ed shouted turning on Cartoon Network.

"This is getting weird," Edd said scared, "Let's just make some breakfast before this turns into Inception!"

"How do you make breakfast?" Eddy asked, "I guess I'll make cereal."

He poured some jawbreakers into a bowl and took a bite. "This tastes bland," he said.

Ed ran in with a lighter. "Figgy pudding!" he shouted, setting Eddy's cereal on fire.

Edd walked out of the bathroom. "I drank too much coffee..." He noticed the fire. "Fire!" He grabbed a fire extinguisher and put it out. "Oh no! With the kitchen burnt down, what are we supposed to do for breakfast now?"

"Why don't we go to Waffle House?" Eddy suggested.

"Well, I guess we can go have breakfast there. Let's go," Edd said.

"I can't wait to go eat at the breakfast mansion!" Ed shouted, running out the door.

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The Eds arrived at the restaurant.

"Welcome to Waffle House," the waiter said, "What would you like?"

"Do you sell pancakes?" Ed asked.

"Uh, you're at Waffle House," the waiter said.

"Oh!" Ed said, "In that case, I'll have French toast!"

"I'll take the Grand Slam," Edd said.

"You're at Waffle House!" the waiter said.

"Oh, I mean 'slam dunk'! Or some other sports term..." Edd said.

"What do you have for lunch?" Eddy asked.

The waiter kicked the Eds out of the restaurant.

"Fine!" Eddy said, "If they won't cater to our requests, we'll make our own restaurant!"

"But Eddy," Edd said, "We don't know how to cook!"

"I played Papa's Pancakeria for 10 minutes back in elementary school during computer time. How hard can making real breakfast be?"

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Standing in the middle of the cul-de-sac, the Eds sounded an alarm.

"Wake up!" Eddy shouted, "Aliens are firing nuclear bombs directly at us! Prepare for intergalactic warfare! I hope you watched Star Wars or Star Trek! Otherwise, you're screwed!"