Arcane x Reader Oneshots

First Chapter Bloopers! Christmas Special!🎄

Okay, so I felt bad the next chapter isn't done yet and I won't be writing tomorrow since...🎄Yeah🎄
But I'm not letting you guys go, so I've decided to give something funny here since everyone loves the bloopers. Enjoy!

My POV

"Okay...Action!" I shout from my director's chair, into my megaphone.

The tube shakes as Powder drops down with an 'Oof!', Claggor following.

Y/N then drops down from the chute and ends up slipping down the trash with a squeal. Mylo drops down, but ends up rolling down the trash. "Aaaa-ugh!"

Everyone laughs as Mylo lands face first into the concrete.

"Cut!"

Outake #2

"Ready?"

"Don't look back Y/N!" Vi yells out as Y/N looks back ahead. Vi quickly pushes Y/N ahead and turns around quickly rushing towards the trash cans and boxes.

Vi quickly pushes trash cans and piles of boxes in the way, blocking the enforcer. Vi spins the wrong way before tripping on her shoelaces. "Shit!" Y/N gasps before laughing making the rest of the crew laugh.

"You okay?" Y/N asks. Vi gives a thumbs up over the garbage "I'm good" She groans. "Imma lay down for a bit".

Outake #3

"Remember the cue, Y/N." I instruct. "Action!"

Y/N wraps a towel around her neck. As she goes down the steps carefully she pretends to sneak into the room. "Enjoy your work out?" Vi calls out. Y/N jumps, pulls out her pocket knife, and turns to face Vi. 'Click' Vi pulls the lamp string.

'Click'
"Hold on" Vi assures us.
'Click'
'Click, Click, Click'
"Vi, I swear to God, if you break it..."

"I won't break it, Jex!" I hear laughing in the background only to find Mylo holding the lamp plug and Jinx right beside him.

"Cut everyone! Let's thank Mylo for making us retake the scene for the 15th time today" I shout, making everyone groan and glare at Mylo. Mylo and Jinx immediately shut up.

"MYLO!" Vi yells and runs straight toward him. "Oh, Fuck!"

"Cut! Hey! I said Cut!" I shout out. "Why does nobody listen to me?"

Outake #4

"Wow! Is that what you do when you work out? Scream?" Mylo sarcastically questions.Vi runs to Y/N with the towel and  water.

"Hey, hey, you did great" Y/N looks at her then looks towards the board. "Aaah!" We all look to the side to see Claggor now on the floor.

"You okay, Claggor?"
"Yeah! I'm good!"
Powder immediately runs towards him, helping him up. "Okay, let's take it from the top!"

Outake #5

Y/N and Vi, both pull away from the kiss. Mylo walks in.
"Hey, Vi did you- Oooh" He stops.
"Mylo!" I shout, making him flinch. "What are you doing?"

"I altered the script a bit, you know, to put a bit of 'Me time' in it. Little did he know, everyone backs away when they see my eye twitch.

"Can I talk to you in private, Mylo?"

10 minutes later...

"She's still shouting?" Silco asks, drinking his coffee. Jinx giggles with Claggor next to her.

"I hope he knows this is worse than me kicking his ass" Vi comments. "Plus, other than Mylo, there's only one person that annoys our dear author".

Jayce turns to everyone, who's now staring at him, with a donut in his hands. "What?"

'Glass breaks!'

Vander rushes in front of everyone. "Okay...We should go now. Let's go."

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I just want to take everyone who has read my first chapter and are waiting patiently for the next when. Which will be a Mylo x GN! Reader ;)

Vi: Especially since she has to deal with all of us.

Mylo: and I'm getting pretty famous

Me: Shut up Mylo, Have you seen the requests for Vi?

Mylo: c'mon, that doesn't matter. I know you can't resist me either ;)

Claggor: Dude, your lucky Christmas is their favorite holiday.

Me: that's right Claggor! I'm just glad only one person forgot that.

Jayce: How was I supposed to know it wasn't Colombus day?!

Me: Anyway...Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you all have a blessed day/night!

Vi: Happy Holiday, everyone!

Mylo: Hope you got awesome presents!

Powder: Make sure to stay safe too!

Claggor: and don't forget to have a happy new year!

☆Adios Chicos! From me and my Familia☆

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