The Chronicles of Navin: Journey to the promised land

Chapter 2: AAAAND IM IN TROUBLE AGAIN

Sometimes I just know stuff. I dont know how i do it, but i just do. There's always that 50% Chance that my guts would be correct. And that other 50% where if I trust my guts, I would be screwed. For instance, that time I was standing near a pond in 2nd grade, I knew someone was gonna push me, and Lenny did.... That other time when Gabe brought a sandwich at lunch, and I knew it was tuna. And this time... Im getting a strong feeling that there is something quite unusual about this Gigas person.

He just stood there, with a scowl on his face and growled at me, like an angry pug.... A big, mean--Angry pug. With a huge structure that made Lenny look like a tiny chihuahua.

"Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....... "

I just gulped.. My legs turned to Jell-o and my mouth was zipped shut. I just stood there like the idiot that I am. Then said something retarded like:

"Hey nice shirt! Did you lose weight?"

instead of apologizing.

He glared at me like I was just a tiny mouse under the presence of a huge beast. Then he....just started sniffing me. (Presley was right.. This guy is f*cking weird.)

Which I admit was probably the creepiest thing someone did to me. I mean really, would Hulk smell his enemies before crushing them? this is just ridiculous.

He made loud sniffing sounds as he turned around in circles with of course--Me, freaked out and left in shock.

"Mage..."

He roared, with a voice that was clearly not his.

"MUST DESTROY..."

He glared at me with bloodshot eyes and so much hate.. Like I was the one who murdered his family or some shit. And he grew bigger... and bigger...and bigger. His nose grew too. And so did his hands....

Then he turned green. Oh god I hate green.

It was like he just hit growth spurt in a couple of seconds.. Which I admit made me feel insecure.

I shook my head vigorously, since my hallucination was now really creeping me out. It seemed very reliastic and vivid.... I dont want any nightmares about this. I blinked a few times hoping that it would go away. But when i opened my eyes, he was still there.. all hideous , gigantic and green.. Like an ogre.

Which made me question my sanity. You ever seen what an ogre looks like in pictures? Yeah.. Well this one didnt look any better, actual size.

"DUDE! GET OUTTA THERE!"

Gabe hollered from a distance, trying to loosen from Nancy's grip.

But Nancy just keep yapping and yapping and telling Gabe stories about the time she won the spelling bee contest or something. Then she glanced at me and smirked, like she knew that i was gonna get killed in a couple of minutes and she was glad about it.

It was almost too late when I realized that the lighting was slowly starting to dim, and I glanced back up only to find a giant spiky club hovering right in front of my face..

Well shit..

I instantly rolled outta the way before I could even scream in terror, as he smashed his club to the ground with so much impact that it cracked.

Thats when everyone started to panic, a sign that this isnt just a hallucination anymore. Kids were running around, screaming. Sirens alarmed, everyone emptied the gym except for me, Gabe, Nancy who was busy talking to him like she didnt sense anything wrong. And Lenny. The Smelly Lenny that I thought would be scared shitless by now.

I suddenly felt like the fastest man alive. But before I could even celebrate he managed to get his club back up to play whack-the-puny-kid once more.