"no hear me out! the fucking irony!" dagger tilted her head back scoffing, while philza giggled
"you just have to find a good one!" kristin said, shaking her head
"yeah i know! but here i am, dagger the podcaster, looking for a podcast to hear for like... an hour?" dagger smiled
"but did you find anything good though?" phil asked
"no... i gave up and took a nap" minerva giggled
"but to be honest - naps are great. i hope you had a great nap" kristin grinned
"thank you mumza, i love you. i hope all of your naps will be good as well" dagger hummed. kristin just chuckled in response. "welp, speaking of naps i think we need to go! grandpa phil needs his daily dose of rest!"
"i hate you" phil said through his laugh while a cheeky grin formed on dagger's lips.
"i know. it was fun, thank you for joining me!" dagger hummed "see ya soon and thank you you for listening. go stab some homophobes! love, dagger!"
"one day you're gonna get in trouble for that" phil laughed and she just shrugged, ending the recording
"in a video game, duh" dagger chuckled "ugh i'm so hungry i think i'm gonna order a pizza"
"that's a good idea! enjoy your meal, dagger! and thank you for having us!" kristin said happily
"no problem. loved that, we need to do it again for sure! if you don't mind, i'm gonna go! i can feel my stomach just... breakdancing inside of me. bye!" dagger said and hung up, her hand immediately reaching for phone to find a pizzeria.
ajax was unlocking his door when he heard a loud whine and even louder footsteps. he turned around and a smile formed on his lips when he saw dagger.
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SOUNDS GOOD FEELS GOOD , corpse husband
Fanficwhere two faceless and unique voiced people are ridiculously clueless. corpse husband x fem!oc [ started: 23/07/2021 finished: 25/12/2022 ]