Villain

(Not breaking) and entering

Notes: Yes, I understand Yelena is Aro. It's a fanfic. don't take it seriously.

Thursday 23rd December 2021

Kate Bishop is exhausted, both mentally and physically and all she really wants to do is climb into her warm cosy bed.

But exhausted or not, Kate had learnt to be aware of her surroundings. That's why the tiniest noise catches her attention, she reaches for the bottle of hot sauce on her table before turning around and throwing it at the intruder. The sound of the bottle being caught echoed around the small apartment.

"Kate Bishop" The blonde holding the bottle moves it aside "Hi" the strong Russian accent standing out prominently.

"I made some macaroni if you want some." The blonde offers, acting completely unaware of the confused and scared attitude of the younger girl.

"I'm sorry. What?" Kate questions the other girl, She pulls a face, one that showed that she thought this was normal to do. Or something like that at least.

"Well, I was starving and you took forever. So I wanted to make food" The blonde says. Kate pulls a face, one of unbelieving "What do you want?" Kate questioned

"Relax, Kate Bishop. I just want to talk, okay?" The voice says before pausing "Are you really not hungry? That fight was so long." she pauses again "It's really tasty. Really tasty" she adds on

Kate looks at the blonde in disbelief at the other woman's calm attitude "I know what boxed mac and cheese tastes like. I know it's... It's delicious" Kate mutters under her breath.

The other woman groans as she walks over to Kates counter "forks. Forks." she looks for the named cutlery, she then looks at Kate flabbergasted "No. You have one fork?" she questions

"I'm one person" Kate defends. "That's so weird" the blonde teases. "Kate, this is not cutlery. This is not cutlery" she continues.

"I am not going to have dinner with you after you tried to kill me and then broke into my house." Kate states defensively. The other woman gasps, she is offended "I did not try to kill you. A, I put you on a wire to remove an obstacle. And B, I did not break anything. I am way too talented than that. And C, stop being so defensive. Okay?" She remarks.

"You're so hostile." she begins "I'm not going to hurt you. I promise" she tells the frightened girl "I don't have any weapons on me." she says "okay, I take that back. I don't have any weapons currently in my hands" then she looks down at the fork in her hands "that's a lie also."

She strolls over to the small table "come on, take a fork. Eat. Eat" she states. "Please, my daddy says it's good for you." she pleads.

Then the Russian woman stands closer to her frustrated "You're probably thinking "What? This is crazy. I'm going to have dinner with the enemy? And she made some really good smelling macaroni".

"But in all honestly, if I wanted to kill you..." she starts

"You would have already." Kate carries on

"Right as you opened the door" the other woman continues

"I probably wouldn't have time to shut it" Kate says with a soft chuckle

"No" the other girl teases

"I'd have been dead. Okay" Kate states it as it is.

"No" she then adds.

"yeah" the other girl concludes.

After Kate ate half of the pot she pushes it away, the Russian woman smiles deviously. "Are you done?" she questions excitedly "yeah" Kate affirms "I go?" the excitement only rising in the Russians voice "sure, can" Kate agrees "I could put sauce on it?" the glimmer in the older girls eyes becoming prominent. Kate just makes a humming noise.