that is not in fact true. however they have a lot of similarities!! & here they are
- represented by the color yellow
robert, as everyone knows, is mr. yellow tie the suave fellow. for neil, there are two - one is that he's mr. Lemon Demon, & also in new kids on the rock (if you don't know what new kids on the rock is then get out of my sight) he is represented multiple times by the color yellow.
- is a cishet white man in his 30s
self-explanatory
- was born in late august
fun fact! rob & neil were born three years apart (rob's older) & their birthdays are three days apart! wow. it is 2:49 am
- writes music for gay people despite not being gay
well i haven't heard of a single person who is straight & listens to lemon demon & the same goes for tally hall so... look dude idk how he does it
- has a wife & one (1) child
look i know rob is married & i think the documentary mentioned something about a kid. & if you don't know about neil's wife & child then i am going to steal all your (i couldn't decide whether to put money, bones or teeth here so you decide)
- made a music video with the help of others that got wildly popular in the mid 2000s on the internet
admittedly banana man is mr hawley's child but rob was In There. he did the Vocal Cord Vibrations in the Back Ground. he put on the Face Paint & the Weird Eyes. he did his bird cosplay like the rest of em. he made a meaningful contribution. old godzilla was hoppin around tokyo city like a big playground
- had an internet show with one season, a few specials, & plans for another season (later scrapped)
i'm fairly sure t.h.i.s. was going to have a season 2, & there's evidence of one of the season 2 episodes of n.k.o.t.r. existing (sadly most of the footage was lost except for that one part where neil literally dies). south by southwest counts as a special in my eyes & so does the other one, & of course there's ryan's christmas wish, the money tree & computer fighters for mr. cicada. woah what is up with the new font. what button did i hit. whatever
- last name starts with c
woah really? i had no idea thank you for pointing that out
- has done music under his own name & also not under his own name
yeah
- has written love song(s)
can't think of any lemon demon love songs other than between you & me & no eyed girl but obviously rob is mr. heterophonic tunes of how love vores i guess. guess i'm just typing now. just putting random things onto the screen. also what is with the inconsistent word spacing. i'm going to scream this is why i use ao3. i can't even fix it it's just Like That. ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h h
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