stinky ass midori x reader 💗💗😍😍🤪😘🤩

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You were on the verge of tears everytime you met up with your musty bf because he stinked so bad. He smelled like rotten eggs and toe fungus ‼️‼️😭💀
One day he invited you over to his stinky icky garbage dump home 🤢🤢🤮😰😮😧. You decided to accept his stinky musty invitation bc you had nothing else to do in life. He sent you some sketchy location 😱😱😱😦😨😰 You felt uneasy (OFC YOU DO IT'S SOME SKETCHY LOCATION)
You decided to get ready already. You decided to wear your "I love rats" shirt and your custom skirt you made yourself with midori on it🐀🐀 🤩 You put your hair in a messy bun uwu uwu 🤩🤩🤪😍💗💗🥺😜 then walked out of the door.
You followed your GPS to the sketchy location and it led to the sewer. "Huh? Wasn't his house in town when I last visited him. " you questioned. You texted midori and asked him many questions about his house and the sewer. He then replied with a very shocking message 😱😱😱😰😨😨😦😦😮😧😟.
"Y/N, my house is in the sewers. I got kicked out by my roommate, Shin because I stank 😭😭😭😭😰😟. " You screamed in horror that his house was in the GODDAMN SEWER WHAT THE FUCK. You screamed so goddammn fucking loud even Joe can hear you from heaven 🤭🤭😱
You broke the cell open (bc your y/n ofc) and went in. Your phone had no more signal so you just had to find it yourself 😭😭😰 . The sewer stank and it was infested with many rats and roaches 😱😱 You were absolutely horrified.
After searching for hours in the horrendous sewer you see a tiny little tent. You decided to go look inside bc your a curious bitch 🤭. You rushed there and opened it quickly. To your surprise it was the goddammn rotten egg toe fungus midori 😱😱😱🤭😜 "This is your home midori?!? " You shrieked. "What's wrong with having a house in the sewer baba gorl 😏😏😆" He said while giving you a death stare 💀‼️ (forgot to mention you brought him a gift) You showed him the gift you bought for him. It was a toothbrush bc his breath stinked as fuck. He then accepted it and had a puzzled look on his face as he did not know how to use it. He then yanked a few bristles out and devoured them 😱😱😱😰
OMFG MIDORI JUST ATE TOOTHBRUSH BRISTLES WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RN WHAT DO I FUCKING DO ODMFHDNDNDNDD
"MIDORI WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU DO THAT 😱😱😰😰😰😨" you  shrieked. " Hm? Am I not supposed to? " he said confusingly. You looked so done with life rn but you carefully explained how to use a goddammn toothbrush. "Oh thanks for taking your time explaining it for me 😆" He happily said. You decided to break up a few days later as he was dumb as FUCK. 😆😆‼️‼️😱😱😰😰😦😮😮😟😦
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I had so much fun writing this ‼️‼️‼️😆😆

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