I love them
so have some
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Gaty: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river.
Lollipop: Wrong. I look like a cool rock star who just OD'd in their own pool. Big difference.
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Taco: GET BACK HERE YOU DUMB F/CK!
Saw: LET ME RUN FROM THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY ACTIONS!
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Saw: Life is like Gaty. It's short.
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Lollipop: Uh, Taco? Saw is in the pool and I don't think they're waterproof.
Taco: What?
Book: I think they meant, Saw is drowning.
Taco: WHAT?!
*Meanwhile*
Saw: *is drowning*
Gaty: OH MY GOD, SAW! KEEP SWIMMING!
Saw: I can't swim, dumba/s— *sinks*
Gaty: SAW!
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Lollipop: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Saw: Several traffic violations.
Gaty: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Taco: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Book: Also, that's not our car.
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Lollipop: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Gaty: 'Prettiest Smile'
Saw: 'Nicest Personality'
Taco: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Book: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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Taco: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Saw, Gaty, Book, and Lollipop: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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alright we're done with the BLEH ones
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Match: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Ruby: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Fanny: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Bubble: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Flower: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Pencil: Mental stability, my old friend!
Match: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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Ruby: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Match: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents.
Ruby: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you.
Pencil: Actually I did the math, Match would have $225, not $0.15.
Match: Fam I'm right here....
Flower: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Ruby: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Flower: Sorry I only have a dollar.
Ruby: :(
Pencil: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Person B would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent.
Flower: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice.
Pencil: You can buy anything you want with $22,500.
Fanny: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice.
Pencil: Apply juice to what.
Fanny: Directly to the forehead.
Match: Great chat everyone.
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Fanny: The floor is lava!
Bubble: *helps Ruby onto the counter*
Flower: *kicks Match off the sofa*
Pencil: *lays on the floor*
Fanny: ...Are you okay?
Pencil: No.
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Ruby: Flower is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips. What should I do?
Match: Punch them in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Bubble: Tackle them!
Pencil: Dump them.
Fanny: Kick them in the shin!
Flower: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Yoylecity High Crackbook
ФанфикYoylecity High on crack. so the chat book if it was in person
