"i swear myc if you make one more "yo momma" joke i will bring bear-o back to life and have him tear each and every one of your tentacles."
"go ahead! they're not even tentacles stupid."
the gang at cognito inc are all forced to live in apartment 000 together and it doesn't take long for chaos and tension to rise. with constant fighting, theft, and even a little fire, they all start to rethink their living arrangements, but sometimes, the sound of continuous troubles is hard to leave, even when a secret gets exposed.
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"so, why do you want to live in apartment 000?"
starring:
reagan ridley
"to move away from my deadbeat father."
brett hand
"i get very lonely and it really sucks. i hope to find a roommate who will like me for who i am and won't make me feel emotionally manipulated."
andre lee
"i need another place to store my....science....stuff."
gigi thompson
"because all the guys at my last place are unattractive. you can't have someone as attractive as me to go single for long, we'll go crazy."
glenn dolphman
"so my wife will stop tracking me. i know she is! i'm not paranoid, you are!"
magic myc
"my old roommates moved out so now i need new ones to harass"
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soundtrack
now playing: tea errors by jack stauber
in queue...
dog days are over - florence and the machine
we are young - fun
this house is a circus - arctic monkeys
monster- dodie
ain't it fun - paramore
chocolate - the 1975
burning pile - mother mother
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apartment 000 | inside job
Fanfiction❝i swear myc if you make one more 'yo momma' joke i will bring bear-o back to life and have him tear each and every one of your tentacles❞ in which the gang at cognito inc are forced to live together for five weeks (cover not mine. lowercase intend...