Mao Mao one shots

Pushy apologies (orangumao)

"Come on! Come on! Come on!" Mao Mao pleaded vastly and quickly.

"You- you dumb two faced leech! Get up!" He shouted, shaking the sky pirate.

"Y-you...agh.." he muttered weakly.

Orangusnake wasn't getting up. And he surly wasn't moving. And it was because of him.

He was getting too cocky, at least just then. He thought knocking him off his ship as it plummeted would be funny. Like getting some extra points or something.

What in the fresh hell was he thinking?

"Wait- what are you-

Mao Mao kicked the already tapped out and and dazed fusion off the edge of his ship. Not even letting him finish. Landing him in the forest, Getting him swatted, cut, and jabbed a least over a dozen branches and leaves.

Just before the ship landed, The heroes sat on their vehicle. Parked in the sky. They heard the three minions call out their signature frase.... but just them.

Mao Mao didn't worry for the first few moments. Of course Orangusnake wouldn't chime in at first! With that swift beating from the great and amazing hero, and the painful battering from woods would obviously choke him a bit!

"....."

Now that at least fifteen seconds of silence was able to nudge our hero out of his arrogant state. Each second making him more worried than the last.

He felt a single drop of sweat slip off him as the sound of nothing hit a new record with each second.

"Dude what are we still doing here?" Badgerclops asked, getting antsy. "We already defeated them, let's gooooo" he semi whined.

Mao Mao gave a small gulp. Replaying every time he heard his enemy crash against a tree branch.

"OH-uhh my bad..just zoned out! Ha..Heh heh.." he chocked a bit.

"Uhh I'm gonna go...do some arrands! I'll drop y'all off at HQ, ok?" He asked rhetorically.

"Well you want some help with-

"NOPE!" The feline cut off. Quickly riding back to their home.

As soon as his friends stepped of he flew away. Not that they were that concerned. They just went inside to play and eat like usual.

Mao Mao parked where he kicked Orangusnake, slicing threw bushes and thorns to find him. Until he stumbled upon his crown.

The worried Warrior quickly went over to it and picked it up.
It was separated from its user and had some scratches. It had a single twig stuck in between the ridges.

The hero gulped.

Mao Mao kept searching and searching until, in the corner of his eye, he saw a bright magenta shine. He quickly went over a found the sky pirate lying over his stomach. His now torn cape covering about half of him.

His armor was cracked and scratched, some pieces had even fallen off him.

"No no no no.." he muttered, going over to him.

What had he done? Sure he had beaten him badly many times before, but he always turned out fine. But why in the hell did he think kicking him in into a swarm of thorns and sharp sticks would be a good idea?? Why even do it!?

"You idiot" he shouted in his mind.

He kneeled infront and turned him over to see his face. Which only made him feel worse. He had over a dozen marks, cuts, and bruises over just his face. Not to mention the rest of his body. Neither of his faces looked good, and neither of them looked lively.