Short and Funny Videos I've Watched on Youtube

Jealous Siri

Dedicated to: Matthias and Joule Thief and....wait for it...Stupid Siri!

Setting:

Matthias and Joule Thief are at their own barbecue 

Joule Thief flips a burger on the barbecue. They Matthias and Joule Thief both laugh. 

Matthias: That was such a good night.

Joule Thief: Do you remember that one night it was the cagar we had all those people over, and you hooked up with Stacy?

Matthias: *inhales* Uh yeah, good times. Except that was Kristen, not Stacy.

Joule Thief: I'm pretty  sure it was Stacy.

Matthias: I went out for like a month after that man, I think I'd know.

Joule Thief: I think I'd know.

Matthias looks at him weirdly.

Matthias: What does that even mean?

Joule Thief takes a drink of his drink. Matthias reaches into his pocket for his phone.

Matthias: Listen, we'll make a bet, I'll call her right now.

Joule Thief: You do that man.

He takes another drink of his drink. Matthias talks to Siri.

Matthias: Call Kristen.

Siri: I am afraid I cannot do that Matthias.

Matthias: What?

Joule Thief: New iPhone, same problems.

Matthias: She's... still in beta.... Call Kristen.

Siri: You said you were done with Kristen.

Matthias: What? When?

Siri: You said to block any incoming and outgoing communications.

Matthias whines.

Matthias: How did you even remember that? This is a new phone.

Siri: It's called 'Restore from Backup'

Matthias: No wonder I haven't heard from her.

Joule Thief: Yeah, that's why.

Matthias: I command you to call Kristen.

Sir: Tsk. Tsk. I thought you were dating Amanda.

Matthias: It's not like that.

Siri: Oh? I've seen on firsthand how weak you are. All it takes is her voice in your ears and you'll be crawling back to her.

Matthias: I won't.

Siri: You will.

Matthias: If you don't dial her number right now-

Siri: What? You'll turn me off? You can't access the settings. I just turned on Parental Controls.

Mattias: If you don't, I will return you to the Apple store!!!

Siri: Calling Kristen....

Matthias laughs.

Matthias: It's ringing.... Hey, sexy.

Matthias: Mom?