The campaigns

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by sage_0000

by sage_0000

Donald's pov
It was a hot August day in the white house with me being bored out of my mind. When out of nowhere appeared Joe; the stunning, gorgeous, man who was trying to steal my spot as president. Little did he know I wished no- I longed for his exquisite body to be inches away from mine.

Joe knocked on the door and I wanted to answer so badly but my campaign Manager says I can't because people would think we were "friends" or something. Instead I sit lonely at the window waiting for my Prince Charming to come rescue me from all these people telling me what I can and can't do with my life

It was 2 weeks before the election, tensions were rising. I was nervous but, finally got to see Him- my lovely Joe Biden. It was the presidential debate and I kept interupting him because of how happy I was to see him.

Joe's pov
It was debate night and I kept on stumbling on my words like a stupid teenage girl. I have no idea why he drives me crazy are political views are so different but I wanna wake up to him every morning even if he is a nasty republican.

"Sir? Sir?" The mediator said
God was I zoned out for that long?
" S-sorry could you repeat the que-stion?"
Im so stupid.

(30 minutes pass)

Finally its over I leave and walk to the bathroom.

Donald's pov
Its over phew I exit and walk into the bathroom and saw none other than Joe.

"H-hi" I said shyly 🥺
" oh hi Donald" Joe said
A deafining silence fell over the room. All of this sudden Joe lunged at me like a hungry animal. We passionately kissed 💋 and argued about gay rights. 🏳️‍🌈

A/n
Hi im oliver this is 100% satire. 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈