carrot lover

chapter 1 (may 13, 2021)

maya x carrot fan fic

maya's perspective:

i woke up after a long night out with carrot. i was so tired after all of our partying 😏 after i got out of bed, i put on my orange shirt and green pants to impress carrot for our bruch later. i tied my hair back and put bunny ears on for extra spice ☺️ i grabbed my carrot phone case and gingerly inserted it into my louis cärròt designer handbag. i put on my orange heels also from louis cärròt and headed to the door. i hopped into my 1998 orange and green corvette with carrots painted on the side. on the back of my car, i had a maya + carrot sticker to show my love 🥺🥺 i found the directions to the restaurant on my iphone 2098889 and pulled out of the driveway of my mansion.

carrot's perspective:

i barely got any sleep after my night out with maya. we partied all night with friends 🤪🤪. i was getting ready to go to work when i remembered that i was meeting her for brunch. i changed into my carrot tuxedo and put on my cãrrôt cologne. i slipped on my fuzzy green dress shoes and stepped out onto my porch. i hopped into my 718282 orange lamborghini. "s-she's a beauty, isn't she 😏" i said to my sussy baka neighbor. "uhhh yeah 😍😍" the sussy baka replied. i hoped i would make it to the restaurant on time.

maya's perspective:

i pulled into the parking lot of the restaurant 🥺🥺. Immediately 159090992 paparazzi started snapping pictures at me because i am a social media influencer. i vlog every second of my day for my 7193829239829201729291729202739283820193739387482917 followers. after i pushed through the crowds, i made it into the restaurant. carrot wasn't there yet 😒😒. I TOLD HIM TO BE THERE AT 17:9782 AM 😩😩😩.

carrots perspective:

i parked my car in the parking lot of the restaurant. i got out of my car and stared at my beautiful reflection in my car. "do you support e10?" i asked someone walking by. "what's that ?? 🥺🥺" she replied. "E 10 DEEZ NUTS" she ran away crying. i chased after her and we performed the whole entire hamilton play in the parking lot. 😻😻. after, i asked her if she wanted to have dinner. of course she couldn't resist to me 🥺🥺. we went inside and i saw maya staring at me. I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT BRUNCH. I GOT CARRIED AWAY WITH THE CARROT I MET EARLIER.

maya's perspective:

after waiting in the restaurant for 18393820292 hours the door finally opened. carrot walked in with a girl carrot. "WHERE WERE YOU" i screamed. carrot and the girl ran into the kitchen and returned with a plate of scrambled eggs and bacon. THAT CARROT GIRL THREW IT AT MY HEAD 🤬🤬🤬🤬 i grabbed a knife and cut off all of her hair so she looked like a bald turkey. carrot started apologizing for hours. i didn't listen to any of it 😒 i walked away like the total baddie i am. i went into my car and started playing corpse husband. UWUWUEUEUW BAAAAAAKKKAAA

i never saw or talked to carrot again. #relationshipover