Fitness Tip : If you eat three slices of pizza without separating them, it's counted as just one. #dieting
Me: "Oh, that's cute!"
*Checks the price tag*
Me : "Nevermind."
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I may look calm, but I've killed you 3 times in my head.
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Texts back 3 years later, Sorry I fell asleep.
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Randomquestion#1 Do you ever look at your old pictures and think *where the heck did that shirt go* ?
Randomquestion#2 They say shitting is a call of nature, doesn't that mean farting is missed call?
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Fun Frenzy - The Joke Book
De TodoStressed? Depressed? Heartbroken? Bored from your crappy highschool life? Or even worse, someone stole your pizza? If any one of these is a YES, then this is the right book for you because this is where you can laugh at 2 AM in the morning. P. S. H...
