The Chicken Man of Aggretsuko.
Retsuko and Haida were driving around Japan in Ret's new car. "So.. how are you feeling about the new car?" Haida asked while in the passenger seat, he was looking out the window and just enjoyed the sights of Japan despite living there most of his life.. "It drives well! But I hate the new car smell hah.. it kinda makes me dizzy.." Retsuko said with a small blush as she stopped at a red light. "We can go to a fast food place thats around here...?" Haida suggested with a smile. "You know what..? I can go for some food! I heard there's a brand new chicken place!" Retsuko said as she began driving to the brand new and famous Los Pollos Hermanos.
After pulling up to the restaurant and walking in the friends walked to the front and was greeted by a pimpled face racoon teenager. "Hello! I am Jesse Vega, and welcome to Los Pollos Hermanos! What can I get you two today?" He gave them a comforting smile. "Hey! I'd like a 4 piece chicken box and.. what are you getting Retsuko?" Haida asked Retsuko who was looking around the restaurant. "Huh? Oh! I'd love the same thing haha.." She said nervously. The racoon put their orders onto the computer and smiled. "That'll be 150 Yen!" He smiled, Haida payed the money before Jesse gave them 2 large cups.
"Hey Retsuko, Why don't you go get us some seats and I'll get us some drinks!" Haida suggested with a smile. Retsuko nodded and just sat down in the corner booth that was nearby. Haida would soon come back with the drinks and smiled. "So.. this place seems promising righ-'' Haida was interrupted by the sound of a door opening.. a tall brown chicken wearing black slacks, a yellow tan button up and a black tie with tin glasses. The Chicken began walking to different tables and helped customers with their problems and such, basically helping around the place.. he seemed like he was the owner of the restaurant.. Haida and Retsuko where just staring at him before the chicken walked to their table..
"Hello, I am Gustavo Fring. I am the proud owner of this restaurant.. how is everything so far? I see you guys don't have your food yet so why don't I personally get it for you?" Gustavo said with a smile, Haida was gonna say something but chose to stay silent. "That'll be lovely!" Retsuko said with a embarrassed and nervous smile.
Gustavo walked to the front and came back with their food. "If you guys need anything just call for me okay?" They both nodded in somewhat fear.. Haida got a bad feeling about the chicken.. he felt like Gus was putting on a mask to hide something... And Retsuko was just scared of how damn tall Gus was! He was only 5'8 compared to Retsuko's short 4'9 height and all around Gustavo felt.. somewhat strange to be around..
"Uhm.. thank you.. Gustavo..?" Haida let out a very nervous laugh as Gus just had a small friendly smile on his face. "Please, Just call me Gus."
Gus fixed his glasses and gave the 2 a comforting smile. "Remember if you need anything again.. tell me." Gustavo walked off to help other people in the restaurant.. little did Retsuko and Haida knew.. they just talked to the biggest drug lord in Japan.. maybe even in the world.
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The Chicken Man of Aggretsuko
RandomA breaking bad and Aggretsuko crossover. Cover art done by a friend