{5}Eli and Eve

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"Fuck yes you feel so good!"

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"Fuck yes you feel so good!"

"Yes sir and that would be two pepperoni-"

"-Ugh, harder!"

"I am so sorry for the noise. Your pizza should arrive in about 20 minutes." Addison slammed the phone down and scowled. "What the hell is wrong with you two?

Eli and Eve stared at him for a few moments before bursting out in laughter, "Your face. It was priceless!"

"This is why you were fired."

"Come on Addison you have to admit it was a little funny." Eli shrugged.

"It wasn't! Not only does a customer think I'm watching porn during my shift, he also thinks it's straight porn. You just ruined my reputation on so many fucking levels."

Eve decided to visit them today and pick up her weekly free pizza. Eli's flustered face when she walked in was priceless. The guy would lick her shoes if she asked him to. "So Eve what would you like on your pizza this week?" he asked walking behind the counter.

"I thought you were on your break?" She questioned.

"I am but...I'll do anything for you--I mean-- not like that-" He rubbed the back of his neck and muttered, "I'll just go and make your regular."

When the boy disappeared into the kitchen Addison let out a chuckle, "You are blind."

"What are you talking about?"

"It's so obvious that he-"

"Ms. Klate what are you doing here?" His boss walked in from the back and glared. "Why the hell is she sitting on my counter?"

"I am so sorry ma'am she's just picking up her pizza."

"She's paying this time right?"

Eve snorted "No-"

"-Yes! She is like she does every other time."

The lady turned her gaze to Eve, "Well it should be done soon. I want her out of here as soon as possible--with a receipt, Mr. Westbrook."

"Yes, Ma'am."

"I have errands to run. Don't make me regret leaving you here alone."

The moment she walked out Eve returned to her spot on the counter and laughed, "Imagine having to work with that bitch. Couldn't be me."

"Again...You got fired."

"Yeah but..."

"Exactly."

A few minutes later Eli walked back out with her pizza along with the other guy from earlier's. "Here you go, I can make you a drink if you want. Or do you want extra cookies? I may be able to do both-"

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