Faith; Lets do a prank call!
Me; Okay, I guess..
Faith; (picking up the phone) Give me a number
Me; ***-***-****
Faith: (dials the number, and in a russian accent talks to a old woman) Hello, this is Helda, at the dry cleaners!
Woman; I'm sorry?
Faith; You need to pick up your dry cleaning!
Woman; Who did you say this was?
Faith; Ma'am you need to get your dry cleaning, it is ready for pick-up.
Woman; Uhhh... I don't have any dry cleaning!
Faith; Ma'am, if you do not get your dry cleaning, I will feed it to my manager!
Woman;Let me talk to your manager!
Faith; Alright Ma'am here he is!
Me; (take the phone, french accent) Hello?
Woman; what is this about dry cleaning?
Me;(rips a paper and puts it in mouth, chewing) Sorry Ma'am! you wouldn't pick them up so I had to eat them!!!
Woman; Well I didn't...
Me; IM EATING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman; Ughhh! You pig!!!
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My Comedy of a Life
Non-FictionIdea came from; http://www.wattpad.com/user/white_boy (Skits will be labeled as such, even if they are unintentional) Our lives have a tendency to contain some funny moments, but for my siblings and I, these can be difficult to catch on camera. So I...
