Hey it's me ya GORL, y/n. And it's my first day at CASS Highschool I don't know what it stands for but I heard it sucks "c ass"
See what I did there 👀
I'm sitting at my kitchen table as I look over at my dear mother, she snorts her crack and fucking falls over little bitch, anyway she come over to me and says "I'm gonna sell you to one direction for drugs"
Wrong x reader my guy
Shut up
Anyway.
I make my way to the kitchen to see my father sitting at the kitchen table drinking his coffee that is almost as white as fucking carter Prichard...... he leans over his news paper and speeks "hello y/n are yoy ready for your first day at school?"
"I think so, I got everything I need" I say as I motion towards my backpack.
My mother throws a roster stroodle at me and says "begone childe" and I walk out the door eating a green apple toaster stroodle.
I walk to my bus stop and wait a few minutes, I see another person walking towards me, we was wearing cargo shorts and a band t shirt with a moustache that looks like he's a porn start from the 80's "hi?" I say as the golden sunlight from the sunrise met with my dusty pink plaid shirt, white polo and faded jean jacket. "VRRTRRMMM, VRRMMMM, oh sorry I forgot I'm not filming wrench therapy with Nelson." He said, smiling when he mentioned the name "Nelson".
"Is Nelson ur boyfriend or sum?" I question, flipping my H/c hair out of my face.
"Umm umm umm. No"
"Sure" I tease and go back to waiting for the bus silently.
The bus arrived soon after that Interaction. I got on and saw a bunch of fa- ...people who looked a bit queer.
"Hey new birch come sit with me bbg." A guy said, he looked awfully sick and kinda like a farel dog.
"My names Finley, how's ur day going?"
"Hi I'm y/n and my days going pretty sweel" I reply
Dispite being a man but not a man but also a man, Finley is dressed like a girl
"Are you 💅 ya know?" I say flicking my wrist.
"No why?" He says as his eye lids shimmering as the purple eye shadow sparkles in the sunlight.
"No reson" I say and we continue the ride to the school.
A few moments later we pull up into a big line of busses, some smaller then the others but size doesn't matter, right? RIGHT? RIGHT????!???
We sit for a few seconds before the doors open and we are set free I to the school yard, I look at the doors and open them as I'm up the stair case to go to the office to receive my locker number and schedule. I take another step and suddenly, I trip as I'm falling back on the stairs I feel two pairs of arms grab me .
I look up to see.....Identical twins?
