amongus ffs 🥵 🥵 (SATIRE I SWEAR)

where it started......

Red just murdered blue...polishing the fine knife before setting out to find another crewmate to brutally murder for the next round. But first he has to get his innocence previewed an confirmed. So he wandered around, looking for someone that could be his alibi while the body rots. Pink was doing her admin swiping card, you could hear her visible swearing.

"FUCK MAN WHAT IS THIS SHIT FCKING ADHJHDJHJDHAJHDJ U LIL PIECE OF SHI- o-oh hhi r-r-red ssenpwai uwu owo" 

Pink adjusted her position now facing red, the dominate alpha demon wolf staring at the omega pink who now is turning into the colour red. 

"hey beautiful grrrr"
red commented, using his flirting tactics on pink. Also letting out a growl to show who is in power for them woahs. PInk only stared at him noticing his ugly and crooked features which somehow appeared beautiful and stunning to pink which  i dont get this mfing whore ass but like its amongus cmon. 

(i am not taking this seriously so like buckle on zamn- a/n note) 

red pushed pink who was staring at his oh so ugh alpha demon body screaming "u lil baka" at her. PInk moved aside as her flowing non existent hair flows into red's ugly musty face.. he sniffed, 
"smells like Alabama.."
 "w-w-what?.,.." pink stuttered brushing her non existent hair into her non existent ear. She turned away, covering her blush with a non existent hand. (bro this is amongus aint no one has hands) 
Red cursed mentally in his mind, "wtf why did i say that.." (Oh I DONT KNOW MAYBE UR A BIT SUSSY AND CRREEEPY??)

"nothing, mind your business.." he growls.. controlling his demon alpha self inside from coming out and devouring pink..

As red does his "task" at admin swipe pink stared in awe like a fucking simp. But little does pink know, red was actually deactivating the oxygen area. The red alarms flashing in their faces. red put on his brave acting skills and turned to pink and says,
"we're close to the oxygen area, lets go." hIS HUSKY voice echoing in pink's ear. (she has one?)

Pink stuttered out a sentence, (yo stfu bitch aint no one wants to hear ur voice) 
"y-yyes we should go..."
And together they sprinted to the oxygen area, with red occasionally brushing pink's non existent hands with his own. Pink would leap out of her skin  at the thought of red's hand touching her's.

They finally arrived at the oxygen area with black being there waiting for another crewmate, pink hurriedly went over to the other hand scanner like the cute lil princess she is. her ass caught red's eyes (zamn idk what my life is anymore) and red stared at her non existent and flat ass. Together with black and pink they stopped the flashing red light as soon as 2 other crewmates trotted over.  All together they could confirm that 5 "crewmates" were not sus....

Someone had reported the body. (oh no )
Cyan has reported the body. There was only 9 of them left. Who was gona get thrown out into the open space??..... (you LMFAO) 
Together they confirm, black, yellow, orange, red and pink was together at the end and was no where near the body since it was in electrical which was almost polar opposite to their spot. White and cyan was together so it couldn't be either of them. And that was dark green and light green. They both argued and the most sufficient points and seemed the most innocent out of the two was light green. They all agreed to vote dark green and if it wasn't him they would vote light green. 

red was winning. 

And the game resumed once again. 

Pink followed red, scared and was head over heels for him. (ZAMN simp )

red was heading to electrical  to perform his "task" with pink trailing behind. He was going to try to lose pink and kill cyan. He stopped by one of his "task" and pink also had a task and just did her task quickly incase black disappeared. Surprisingly she did it quicker then black and just stood behind black ultra big back producing an elegant silhouette on the ground.. Just as red finished his he accidentally brushed his hand on pink's ass ( hELP IM SO DISAPPOINTED IN MYSELF)
"o-owo wut this.." Pink was cut off as she felt a muscular hand on her ass cheeks (im getting canceled)
Red was flustered to the top and down..he quickly retrieved his hand. Muttering out a sentence.
"o-opps..........." 
Pink was a total mess for him, she realised that she couldn't care that if red was the imposter she would still love him (simp). 
Just as that cyan entered electrical and heading straight to his task. Because they were sort of in a stack mode, he figured that if pink reported he could use his alpha demon mode come out and manipulate everyone to think she was lying.

But he kind of felt bad. 
"no i dont like her wdym" he thought to himself.. 
But he couldn't help but feel bad for pink, such an innocent omega princess swan angel butterfly wolf fox spider barbie crewmate. He thought to himself.."fuck it" and murdered cyan on the spot with pink staring at his smooth movements. 
"oh how stunning he is, even while killing omg...i won't report it, i love him too much.." She thought to herself. red  was preparing for his trial. But no body was reported. 

"Pink? aren't you going to report the...erm body i killed? infront of u..." 
Red was confused..was it the incident?? then she would 100% report it..
"I-i-i-i-ii-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i i...love you too much red oh how your muscular hand landed on my ass oh how the moment was sent to cloud 9 i-i-i-i-i-i cant..ur too hot senpai..uwu"
Red was stunned. 
"holy fucker" 
Red thought and thought, and came to a conclusion. He will make pink his wife material girl and claim her as his. 
"i-i-i-i-i love u too.. pls be mine"
Pink gasped.. she was expecting for this answer..
"yes, i will be your's.." 

And together they went on a journey of kissing, and red killing. They were soon alone on the ship, with everyone dead, just them two. Omega + alpha demon

Oh how their love for each other was eternal.

They wouldn't leave each other side.

✿˚・ ♬:❏ ┊₊˚・꒰\The end..꒱

꒷₊˚ʚ★☆📜❝➹A/n's note❞
┊ damn if yall read this pls note it is satire pls omg i dont wanna get canceled man LOL anyway i hope yall enjoyed it..hopefully not in a weird way and im not rlly planning to write another chapter but like skrrrt if motivation boosts i might make this a oneshot instead LOL bye bye bitches