I woke up to someone hot body on me it was Donny the delf. I could feel his hot breath on my neck. It smelt like a dragons dead breath and I thought dam how did I end up in this moody cheese situation? Oh yeah, I forgot, this is how: I saw him at the bar and said hey and he was like no I have kids, I said ok my bad and then he took me out the back and said do you want to see. He pulled his shirt off and showed me his three nipples he said the left is jerry the middle is donté and the right is Julia. Now you should see my wife... he puled down his pants and pointed to his dick said this is her best friend Renaldo and then someone else came out the back and called the cops.
Oh shit I literally pooped my pants.
