Kazuha x Scaramouche Modern Au!

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A/N: They might be a little out of character here

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It was the first day of teyvat College Scaramouche was up very early Expecting kazuha at the front door, But nope he didnt show up, "he must be at school already..", Scaramouche was very worried because the whole summer when scaramouche gets downstairs Kazuha would be waiting asking him out to parks and random places he always wanted to go to, Of course when Scaramouche got to school Kazuha was waiting, "Scaramouche! Over here!" kazuha said Scaramouche ran towards him faster than a racing car (seriously)

"What's your first class kazuha?" Scaramouche asked "Its music, what's yours?"

Scaramouche: "Oh, mines art"

Kazuha: "Hey its alright lets just see eachother after at lunch break and after school"

"Fine, Im blaming the stupid principal for this" Scaramouche mumbled to himself, he got in class and sat on the seat he saw by the window, beside a girl with an eye patch and blonde hair "Hey! thats my seat! Get your own" A particular guy said Scaramouche ignored him and his stupid insults, "Agh! thats it!" the guy picked up a book and smacked it on Scaramouche's head, Scaramouche then turned his head to the guy "That hurts bitch" He picks something from his pocket, A portable knife, He then quickly gets behind The guy and Points the knife on his neck, "w-wait let's talk about this..." the guy said in a worried tone, "Im kidding i just keep this around for fun" He steps away and puts the knife back in his pocket,

"I'll go find myself a new seat, Im sorry" the guy then walked off, the girl beside scaramouche was amused although she was trying to hide it, "You shouldn't keep that knife around it might get stolen" The girl said, The teacher then walked in, "Good morning Everyone! My name is Miss Barbara I will be teaching your Art classes from now on!, I request everyone to introduce Their selves politely" Barbara said smiling, the girl stands up "Hi im La signora I am a cryo vision holder" she said then a guy stands up "Im childe, also goes by tartaglia pleasure to meet you all I am a hydro vision bearer", "im, dottore and nothing else", "Im venti!~ I am a boy i like playing the lyre and singing to dragons! I am An anemo vision holder ofc!", "Adeptus xiao, But you can call me xiao, I...Like to listen to venti's lyre play I am a anemo vision holder", and lastly scaramouche stands up "Scaramouche Also goes by the name kunikuzushi, I like playing around with knives I also like eating mac n cheese" (This Is a head cannon)
They all sat down As the class starts.

RING RING RING***

The school bell rang "Alright everyone Enjoy your meals" Barbara said And as soon as she did Everyone rushed to the cafeteria, Scaramouche saw kazuha sitting with other people, But he still walked to them "Oh scaramouche! this is my new friends I made in Music class", "Uh hi Im kazuhas friend Scara-", Scaramouche was cut off "WE KNOW DON'T WORRY!" everyone replied, Scaramouche was surprised and sat beside kazuha and took out a pack of mac n cheese And started opening and eating it, "oh right who are you guys again?" scaramouche asked "Im yoimiya I like Fireworks And I make them! im a pyro vision holder!", "I am Kamisato Ayaka, I am the little sister of Kamisato Ayato Soon to be head of Kamisato House, I am a cryo vision bearer", "Thoma, Housekeeper of Kamisato House and pyro vision holder nice to meet you!", Scaramouche stayed silent eating "Interesting names well I finished what I was going to eat What about all you guys?" Kazuha asked "Mhm!" everyone replied except for scaramouche he stayed silent looking at his phone scrolling to, toktok? tiktik? tiktok was it? yeah that Kazuha just stared at his beautiful Face, then came up with an idea "Who wants to go to A pool party after school!?" Kazuha asks everyone "yes!" Everyone said as scaramouche just stares at kazuha and nods, Kazuha Was shocked, He was usually talkative around him and now hes just, Silent makes him wonder if hes jealous or not, "Hey scaramouche can we talk in private?" Yoimiya Asks "Uhm...sure?" Scaramouche said with a concerned face, After they walked to the school park Scaramouche asked "Okay what now?", "Kazuha told us you were Very talkative but you have severe anger issues is that true? also he told us you would be silent if jealous, Are you jealous of us!? Dont worry, hehe~ We wont steal kazuhas attention from you! He wont even let us if he does!", Yoimiya replies, Scaramouche was surprised of the reply but nodded and said "I really hope you don't, And yes I was kinda jealous..." And they went back to the cafeteria "what did you guys talked about?" Thoma asks "Oh nothing! Just a little bit About scaramouche himself!" yoimiya replies the bell then rang again "what's you guys' next class?" Scaramouche asked and Ayaka and thoma looked at him as if they had seen a ghost, meanwhile yoimiya and kazuha smiled and chuckled it off And they all replied with "Poetry" Everyone started cheerfully laughing except for Scaramouche he just giggled, and said "Well lets go we dont wanna be late do we?" Everyone Nodded and got to class there scaramouche saw Xiao, Venti, La signora and Childe With a crimson haired girl and a blue haired woman The teacher walked in "Hello little cuties~ I am Lisa and I will be your poetry Teacher for the year" Everyone introduced, "I am rosaria and thats all", "I am mona megistus, I can tell the future because The stars tell me it!" They both sat down, Scaramouche had believed The stars were just a hoax and Doesnt mind laughing his ass off but instead he hold it in and just shut himself up .

RING RING RING***

Everyone walked off and went to their homes, Not scaramouche and kazuha along with three others though They went to the pool party kazuha said , As scaramouche undresses himself Kazuha was Red as a tomato just looking at scaramouche shirtless But of course kazuha also undresses they went to the pool and drank a lot of shit, they were thankful there was 4 rooms, Wait 4 rooms one of them had to share with someone Nobody wanted to share their rooms and pointed at scaramouche and kazuha, "You two should share!" Ayaka said, Of course they both had to agree and slept the night,

"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!!!"

As soon as thoma Shouted that everyone instantly woke up Except for Scaramouche and kazuha, Then Yoimiya barged into Their room spotting them sleeping and cuddling together, They were all shocked and took photos, Shutter sounds were heard Then they left the room leaving them There like the lovebirds they are At this point everyone literally ships them [Just the squad], They both woke up and went outside everyone was already waiting there giggling and chuckling as if Both of them Had done something wrong and embarrassing "Hey what the fuck are you guys laughing at?" scaramouche said "Oh nothing just the fact that THIS HAPPENED" after yoimiya said that she then showed the photo of both of them cuddling Both of them immediately went red, "WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU PICTURE THAT YOIMIYA?!?!? THAT LOOKS LIKE BULLSHIT..." Scaramouche said While his blushing worsens, "It was cute! and you look like a tomato right now~" yoimiya said laughing with everyone else, While kazuha just stood there looking down at the ground blushing, Soon after they both sat down beside eachother because thats the only space left, They were both a blushing mess while eating, "WAIT SCHOOL!" ayaka shouts Everyone immediately Went to bathrooms But, Kazuha and Scaramouche couldn't do anything but to wait for eachother to be done first kazuha then scaramouche They were done and ran faster than light to school, They went to their assigned classes,

TIME SKIP AFTER CLASS

After class they all decided to go to the mall, "Guys take whatever you want it's all on me!" Thoma said smiling "But thoma..You dont have money on you" Ayaka replied "Oh dont worry its all in my Gcash! I have saved enough to basically buy the whole store!" Thoma Said "Are you sure? Firework things are very expensive! And I have to make an electro infused one so it'll cost extra!" Yoimiya Said,"Yeah im just gonna go to the bathroom..", "Me to" Kazuha and Scaramouche both rushed to the bathroom, Scaramouche washed his face and so did kazuha, While scaramouche was washing his face Kazuha was staring at him blushing, "I wonder how soft Scaramouche's lips are" Kazuha thought to himself, Basically Scaramouche saw him staring and Scaramouche stared at him back, "Is there something wrong? do I have dirt on my face? Do I have to wash my face again?" Scaramouche asked those questions, Kazuha immediately snapped back to reality, "No, Your face is very clean... We should head back to the group, They might leave us here at the mall" Kazuha replied as he was walking away "Yeah your right lets go" Scaramouche Said in a mumbling tone while slowly getting weaker and weaker by the moment, Them back at the group "Yo, Scaramouche are you ok? You look tired and sick" Thoma said in a worried tone, Scaramouche then fainted right onto kazuhas Hand, Kazuha immediately blushed but didn't Mind throwing Him off his hand, "Guys, Scaramouche is hot" Kazuha said in a worried tone, "Should we call 911?" Ayaka replied In an also worried tone "yeah we should!" Yoimiya immediately replied and took out her phone, "Hello teyvat emergencies, How can I assist you?"

Yoimiya: "Yes, Hello Someone has fainted we don't know what had cost this"

Teyvat emergencies: "Okay whats your location?"

Yoimiya: "Teyvat Inazuma Mall, Please come quickly hes becoming Extremely hot!"

Teyvat emergencies: "Okay an ambulance will be coming shortly"

Yoimiya: "Lets take scaramouche to the ground floor before the ambulance comes!"

Everyone immediately Helped into carrying Scaramouche and took him to the ground floor....

To Be Continued
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Word count including this part:
1816

A/N: Hello people! I assure that not much people like kazuha x Scaramouche, I also Only wrote this because I was bored and Had a lot in mind! I really wanted to write this book every since I started Wattpad! Please do not leave hate comments or death threats If you hate the ship, I have seen A lot of extremely toxic People that send hate and death threats to people that ship this

Asside from that, Please keep hydrated and dont give up if you are having a hard time!, you are loved!!!!!